I know. Right? If we cannot be the arbiters of our own judgment, basing our weighing of our character upon the criteria of our own choosing, then how is life in any society ever to live up to our ideals, as portrayed in our perpetual self delusion?
Living as I do in The Banana Capital of the World – Machala, Ecuador – I have a plethora of plantains and bananas ripe for character judgement but I am usually quite content with their content.
As the late Bea Lilly used to say, as she peeled this delicious yellow symbol, " A one skin … a two skin … a three skin … aaa…"
The the content of the the black banana is best dealt with by mashing the the heII out of it, and baking it into the the best darn loaf of bread this side of the Mississippi. Or that side. The the flapjacks would be an acceptable alternative.
Day two and the the the typo and the the the comic is still judging? Should we be worried about the overripeness and Teresa’s sanity, or has surveillance pickle got things in hand or brine or whatever?
tudza Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Slightly radioactive.
FLIGHT SUIT almost 2 years ago
I yearn to be judged not by the
FLIGHT SUIT almost 2 years ago
Sorry, I lost my train of thought there.
The Old Wolf almost 2 years ago
Do I look like I know what a .jpg is?
3hourtour Premium Member almost 2 years ago
…that banana is one horny devil…
…just like the evil emperor Plantain…
…if you don’t want to be judged by it…
…don’t wave it around like it owns you…
…of course horny banana toys are a staple at the 10 Days until Christmas Festival held at the Bathmat Factory…
…yes…
…you got one…
…but Cheryl’s is bigger…
…and Duck’s is hung like a goose…
…but the one that sings the song the best is always the winner…
…because it is not about the size of the Froglandia horny devil…
…but who is the best at using the Froglandia horny devil…
…the song: https://youtu.be/YO7M0Hx_1D8. …
Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 2 years ago
I know. Right? If we cannot be the arbiters of our own judgment, basing our weighing of our character upon the criteria of our own choosing, then how is life in any society ever to live up to our ideals, as portrayed in our perpetual self delusion?
coltish1 almost 2 years ago
Okay, so how is your surveillance pickle’s character?
Linguist almost 2 years ago
Living as I do in The Banana Capital of the World – Machala, Ecuador – I have a plethora of plantains and bananas ripe for character judgement but I am usually quite content with their content.
As the late Bea Lilly used to say, as she peeled this delicious yellow symbol, " A one skin … a two skin … a three skin … aaa…"
*Hot Rod* almost 2 years ago
The content is sealed with a peel.
*Hot Rod* almost 2 years ago
Monkeys, use the bottom of the banana to open it and the top of the banana as the handle.
Zebrastripes almost 2 years ago
You just never know what you’re gonna get when you pull back the peel! Not only on fruit, but people! ☺️
UltraLameFest2 almost 2 years ago
Knock knock. Who’s there? Banana. Banana who?
Knock knock. Who’s there? Banana. Banana who?
Knock knock. Who’s there? Orange. Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say “Banana?”
Howard'sMyHero almost 2 years ago
Skinned again …!
( look down before you peel out )
Rotifer FREE BEER & BATH MATS ON FEB. 31st Thalweg Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Judgment, explained
The King James Version: “Judge not, that ye be not judged.”
Teresa: (something about a banana)
willie_mctell almost 2 years ago
You are what you eat.
6turtle9 almost 2 years ago
The the content of the the black banana is best dealt with by mashing the the heII out of it, and baking it into the the best darn loaf of bread this side of the Mississippi. Or that side. The the flapjacks would be an acceptable alternative.
charles9156 almost 2 years ago
you & your banana are two different items
Sisyphos almost 2 years ago
I would suggest not flaunting your banana—especially if it’s one that has horns. Those are always the most suspectable kind!
3hourtour Premium Member almost 2 years ago
…orange you glad it’s still banana?…
….Oh oh Jamie’s crying…
…‘cuz…
…Jamie’s got a gun…
…are you happy to see me?…
…or is that a banana in your pocket?…
…the lame will talk…
…and the deaf will sing…
…another banana song…
…(Harry, it sucks)…
… https://youtu.be/q8I-zPmTPzM …
*Hot Rod* almost 2 years ago
Ifin’ this was crappy beer and crawdads night, and the supply got low as the night wore on.
Well the cajon chef inserted bananas for the crawdads, and the not enough crappy beer left w/lemon juice and Bloody Mary mix…
Then god was shining down on Mother Teresa, and a certain guiding light from above…
Not a single beat was missed or person left unhappy.. Let’s hear it for biting the head off the banana and sucking the guts down…!
Who slipped this guy a mickey, and threw the peel on the dance floor. Crazy Dude.
6turtle9 almost 2 years ago
Day two and the the the typo and the the the comic is still judging? Should we be worried about the overripeness and Teresa’s sanity, or has surveillance pickle got things in hand or brine or whatever?
Sisyphos almost 2 years ago
Day 2. That evil banana again? What kind of a slip-up is this?