Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for January 18, 2024

Smooth move.

and then they picked themselves up, dusted themselves off, and started all over again.

How can you tell if he’s a virgin?

“Room B, Mr. Tuxedo. We call it B-Room.”

amateur research

And I sweeps up, okay?!

man thought he was a man but he was a muffin

The gentlelman appears to rather enjoy eating his hand.

Is this part of the Trap, Neuter, Return program?

I suppose they’re hard to pin down for the procedure? Researchers are itching to experiment on anything that moves.

Oh the thinks that we’ll think when we run out of ink!

I bet ‘d – bipectinata’ is the right answer. Me — I didn’t know there’d be a quiz today.

The takeaway? Never Leave your fly undone.

…and then the butler swept the evidence under the rug.

I fail to see how this is adding years to my life (per Frida.)

Old Grade School joke: “Did you ever smell moth balls?” …

In the ’70s a friend and I played music in the street. We tried a lot of gags to ask for money. One was collecting money for our research on spaying and neutering cockroaches.

Mickey’s Mantel,

Mouse in The Babe Ruth House.

Man or Mouse?

Sounds as if they are training female fruit flies to give the brush off.

For those who are intensely interested:

https://Www.Ncbi.Nlm.Nih.Gov/pmc/articles/PMC2871932/

Needless to say, they are no longer virgin.

Self-righteous, speciesist, arrogant sadists!

Oh, all those poor, unspined, male virgin flies!

Thank goodness they weren’t drosophila melonogaster!

…I’m traveling to Drosophila Bipectinata Duda …

…to destroy all of their 3,000 year old art…

…art is a phony god…

…real art golden calves have to cost you 10% of your excess juke box monies…

…we worship super-sized Babel towers…

…a kilometer tall…

…so, you have to beg the question…

…can you have function withOUT art?…

…nay…

…yea heathens…

…‘dis impossible…

…if destruction be our lot…

…it’d have to be from ourselves…

…viva la Frog!…