Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for September 07, 2024

It’s good to be happy with who you are.…as long as you’re not a jerk.

Three peanuts in the shell and plenty of Frank’s weiners smooth and whifa Jef® jefa popcorn with crunchy.

He needs a bedding rollover …!

( Beethoven )

He should aspire to including jelly in his perfect future.

Ti and Do were the Founding Lights of the Heaven’s Gate group.

peter pan jif or skippy maybe great value

Say your prayers and count your blessings. Frog provides.

Thoughts that keep us from our sleep.

(With a hat tip to Nicole Hollander, creator of “Sylvia.”)

And let’s all break into song on the set of “Spamalot”: a-one and a-two: “Always Look on the Bright Side of Life.”

Maybe 2 sources of protein if there’s any in that nutshell.

…Ooooh…

he’s talking about the peanut butter sandwich!…

…never mind…

…from the unauthorized sequel to Peanuts, called, ‘CHUCK’ …passive AI and readers write-ins…

…Peppermint Patty & Chuck hook up and not regret it…

…what did she call it?…

…the goof that proved the rule…

…“with benefits,” Chuck smiled…

…“With benefits,” she smiled/fit bumped…

…3 weeks later…

A joint and a beer and then, unlax, okay??

We may have already accomplished our individual reason for existence. Frustrating.

Teresa Burritt (Frog Applause) Again,so are so amazing! : )

Blog takeover …‼️

( better than nuttin’ )

i’d swap out those bed linens

Readers Digest…

Three tasty tacos and still hungry.

Read Frog Applause® and hairy peanut butter snack sticks like comb over and Snoopy Dog on his doghouse.

Wow, that hit close to home!

Hold your hot water bottle.

…..

If you don’t have productive follicles, you need less protein!

…is hairless different than bald?…

…is he into grooming?…

…is not having hair …

… better than a comb-over?…

…is it crunchy peanut butter?…

…but he is more likely unable to sleep because he can’t figure out how to fix the lawnmower…

…or worrying about whether The Guardians will make the playoffs…

…the hot water heater is 17 years old…

…it’s gonna blow sooner than later…

…sure the toilet is running…

…but if you wiggle the handle it stops…

…but it costs less than twenty bucks to easy fix…

…but the water bill ain’t that high…

…ugh!…

…there it goes again…

…15 minutes…

…an hour tops…

…but I don’t wantta…

…see…

…off already….

…how come the internet gives me a thousand ads for compression socks….

..when I just think about them…

…but not any nude picture’s of my old girlfriends…

…eventough I talk out loud about it…

…ugh…

…the AI is useless…

…nothing but ads…

Comb over Beethoven. Comb over Beethoven. Comb over Beethoven, and fold the peanut butter blues.

Thinking of you “T” …!

As the ump said, “Play ball”.

….

Crackers in bed, naa.

Lights out, Bro! Pleasant Dreams, eh?

… navel, navel, navel ….

( innies AND outies )

So . . . the GC site is malfunctioning. It shows THREE comics updated in my “comics I follow” page. While the email shows FORTY-FIVE comics updated today. But those updates aren’t available on the web site, just in the email. So, they ARE on the server, but the pages haven’t updated. Web pages really ARE Rube Goldberg machines.

Taco Meat

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