Garfield by Jim Davis for September 15, 2020

Bacon? ( Quickly eats all the bacon next to me) What is this “bacon” of which you speak?

65 million light-years mean outside the galaxy. Is food that popular?

They probably think dinosaurs still roam the Earth, since that’s what their telescopes would show.

Pls do not introduce them to pizza.

And, we are the only planet with chocolate. Save this planet!

And now for a tour of downtown! To the left we have donuts, candy, chocolateers, pastries, and milkshakes! To the right… (Oh! Groan!)… all the food carts… who have a special on pork products! I’ll take a serving of Pork Fried Rice! Oh yes! Bacon Wrapped BBQed Corn on the Cob. A nice wide slice of Bacon Pizza! Ham Burrito?! German Sausage in a Bun! (We are going to have a stomachache!)

Bacon they could…

I agree Garfield.

If they could travel 20 megaparsecs, why can’t they make their own bacon?

Bacon is worth it. But, once they’ve had it, they won’t want to leave.

The only problem is they think bacon comes from humans.

Go north a few hundred miles, to a place called Barkeater Lake. Ask for Banks…

And they can use the fat for fuel for their ships!

Luckily they didn’t land in Germany as its almost impossible to find it here. Weirdest thing is, is that they are the pork eating champions of Europe.

From Planet Clarion to Planet Bacon!

" Take me to your leading meat processor. "

Finally, outer space aliens can bring home the bacon.

We the people will do anything for that wonderful breakfast item

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Hand over the bacon and no one gets hurt!

Never, you Pigs!

Baaaaaaaaaa….cooooooon

We also hear you have Pumpkin Spice EVERYTHING, and so we must destroy you…

“Don’t surprise me none.”

Yeah.

(imagines seeing some additional dialogue in the last panel of the cartoon (specifically some text of, “YES, SAVE US!” for the object near the middle of the left side of the panel))

Wait til they try out the sausage here

Well, Garfield, you won’t think the trip is worth it anymore once you do actually come across some aliens that want all of your bacon.

Introduce him to………..Orange Chicken!

Worth, indeed.

not only is 65 million light years outside our galaxy, it is SEVERAL galaxies away, not even in our local galactic cluster in fact, Andromeda, the most distant object that can be seen with the naked eye, is only 2.5 million light years away

It is a truth, and galactically acknowledged that bacon can improve any situation.

“To serve man…”

Those aliens came from “Porkin”, one of Garfield’s favorite mock planets. #foodie #oinkoink :)

just for bacon?

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If bacon can make Brussels sprouts taste good, then it is the king of food!

Woooooo weeeeeee makin bacon! :D