You wouldn’t need to read infinite monkey scripts. You only have to read until one of them types the ‘index’ to all the other books —even the ones that haven’t been written yet!
the writers of Two and a Half were pretty good, they frequently wrote at a higher level than the characters could plausibly deliver, the writing was too smart for the characters. Too bright to be believable.
Zykoic over 3 years ago
Damn, he on to something!
Gary Fabian over 3 years ago
Have you seen Two and a Half Men? I don’t think infinite monkey’s could write that dribble let alone some squirrels.
Breadboard over 3 years ago
Satchel do not give the Tuna Muncher any money !
YippiKiAyMofo over 3 years ago
The cat’s got a plan! Give ’im the 2 bucks!
diskus Premium Member over 3 years ago
Bucky gone bye bye
Ichabod Ferguson over 3 years ago
You wouldn’t need to read infinite monkey scripts. You only have to read until one of them types the ‘index’ to all the other books —even the ones that haven’t been written yet!
golfgranny47 over 3 years ago
This made me laugh……a lot!
WaitingMan over 3 years ago
If a chimp had written “The Da Vinci Code”, it would have been a major improvement over the Dan Brown version. Elementary school level drivel.
BlitzMcD over 3 years ago
Bucky’s got it figured out. Brilliant!
garcoa over 3 years ago
An infinite number of ferrets could write the script to this comic. I agree with Bucky, I don’t have that much time to read them all.
rshive over 3 years ago
Infinite squirrels are pretty hard to deal with as well. Take the $2 and run.
Steverino Premium Member over 3 years ago
Nuts to you!
arbyrb over 3 years ago
the writers of Two and a Half were pretty good, they frequently wrote at a higher level than the characters could plausibly deliver, the writing was too smart for the characters. Too bright to be believable.
dougsathome over 3 years ago
Monkeys and squirrels were Trump’s speech writers.
HarpGirl over 3 years ago
To be or not to be, that is the gzornenplatz.
NWdryad over 3 years ago
That… that actually could work.
DondiDoo over 3 years ago
Squirrels on word processors would create a better script than any 2 and a half men writers ever could.
bloodykate over 3 years ago
I’m LOLing!!! : D
gwpearson_2000 over 3 years ago
Bob Newhart invented the “infinite number of monkeys” sketch in 1960.
RabbitDad over 3 years ago
If you believe in evolution, you would understand that the “monkeys and typewriters” scenario has already been successfully accomplished.
Thinkingblade over 3 years ago
… yeah because it is only the squirrels that need spell check …
willsagain over 3 years ago
That’s our perspective. Bucky regards at as peak culture, I think.
TimeLordSoundwave over 3 years ago
The best argument against the infinite monkey theory are Internet comment sections.
Present company excluded, of course. ;)