Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for March 18, 2025

That’s funny!!

I have a Police record.

It’s called Zenyatta Mondatta.

Snoop Dogg by the Pound would be catchier

The 3 Stooges could learn from these guys!

hound dog

Yes, yes!!

There’s also Rick Wakeman’s Criminal Record.

And “Mama Tried” by Merle Haggard (also performed by the Grateful Dead).

I love that joke. I used it in an interview once… didn’t want the job, didn’t get the job.

but the HR person laughed.

It is a great album. But Johnny Cash At San Quentin is even better. Moss no doubt opted for the Folsom Prison album because of its inclusion of the memorable Dirty Ol’ Egg Sucking Dog.

I don’t know about the dog, but that rat probably has a criminal record. Maybe it’s Rat from Pearls Before Swine

It is a great album. But Johnny Cash’s San Quentin album is even better. Moss no doubt opted for the Folsom Prison album because of its inclusion of the memorable Dirty Ol’ Egg Sucking Dog.

Johnny Cash helped me get out of prison. Long before Rodriguez stole that goat. I’ve been the rhinestone cowboy for so long I can’t remember, and I can do you any song Hank Williams ever wrote…..

Hello Dad – I’m In Jail, by Was (Not Was)

Great today! I used to have that Johny Cash album when I was in college.

Yes it is. My first album was Johnny Cash Live From San Quinton; also great (traded it to a friend for Magical Mystery Tour).

But the best criminal record ever has to be B.B. King From Cook County Jail – if for no other reason than the intro to “How Blue Can You Get” is the most perfect guitar solo ever recorded.

1st of my criminal records is “Jailbreak” by Thin Lizzy ;)