Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for July 19, 2011

Man, she took that women’s World Cup loss HARD.

Keeps house awfully well considering her … uh, let’s just call it a problem, like Ward and June did when talking about Andy the house painter.

Mom was so geeked by her wine I guess she zoned out.

That sucks! He wanted to tell her all about Molly. Does dad beat her too?

Did he change hair color, or did I miss something here? Maybe I’m the one who drank too much wine.

“Woke up this mornin’ with a wine glass in my hand. Whose wine, what wine, where the hell did I dine.” Good one Cliff1911. At least she kept her shirt on.

Neal Rubin isn’t getting paid by the word. Five total words for the day has to be close to the record for fewest ever in this strip.

She broke her neck drinking?

A bottle of wine for lunch, and a mid-day nap. Ahh, the life of a Milford Housewife!

Maybe she didn’t find the last Harry Potter book as interesting as the rest of us and it put her to sleep. Or maybe she’s trying to read Focoult.

And now for a serious series of strips about depression, anger management, and bipolar disorder. How in the world are they going to wrap this up in 5 weeks?

I must admit when I reviewed the first two frames of the strip today, the apple pie scene in American Pie entered my mind.

Alas, its just another drunk MILFord housewife.

I’m with you Uncle Kaz. Welcome to the latest mini-series, “The Real Housewives of MILFord.” To be concluded about halfway through the football season.

Milford’s league having a lockout, same as NFL. No football this season.

At least she was READING as she passed out…..

COL Mustard with the candlestick in the bedroom.