Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for September 24, 2016

Another piece of advice is to not throw the ball to a receiver who has had his body pierced by a light saber.

I thought Max Ortiz was overthrown by Fidel Castro in 1959.

P3 – that’s what she said

P3 – Here’s some baby formula to help you relax

I thought that was a ballerina performing at halftime in panel 1.

P1, Fist Pump Ortiz can’t jump nearly high enough to catch yet another failed Gruden fade pass.

P2, Heather comes on the field with a 6 pack in a desperate attempt to relax the overwhelmed QB.

P3, WTF are you beeatch. Last I heard, Gil was still coach. Hey, where is Gil anyway? I hope he didn’t wander off again. That’s been happening more and more often since he hit 80.

Where are those two brothers who play line? You know, the one goof who desired to be in Holly Dobbs failed reality show? So the Watergirl is going to lead the Muddogs, err, Mudlarks to the playdowns?

Because having someone tell you to relax is always so effective.

You mean Max Ortiz the ballet student?

Yep. Nothing like standing in the huddle, getting advice from the water girl. That always goes over well. Kind of like when a guy goes to cheerleading practice and says, “Jump higher and spread your legs further.” Unsolicited advice from someone who doesn’t participate in the sport is always welcome.

@chiphilton: Excellent!@gilfan79: um, uh, That wasn’t cheer-leading practice. um, uh@ Heather: you forgot aim

That’s some high-quality H2O

How long is that Oakwood player down for? It’s clearly daytime in P3.

Foot Tape Girl to the rescue! And speaking of rescue, let today’s Mopped Up Thorp rescue you from a boring day.

Hey everybody, R&W are really thinking outside the box with this story-line. Who would have predicted a comic strip brave enough to cover the teenage topical issue of a young girl who realizes that she’s a “Trans-Sportsual”.

Because we need o extend the prior unreality: I hope Tru(e) is learning from the current Wake QB, who is leading them to a 4-0 start.