On the off chance Molly isn’t a person, I’m trying to think of an inanimate object one might bring to a rave. All I can come up with is a water bottle or maybe some sort of light stick. I suppose it could also be a car if he was using really convoluted phrasing.
Coach, I would never do drugs. Molly just helps you enjoy the music more and allows you to stay awake for days so you can dance like you’re having convulsions.
Oh, well, in that case carry on, sorry to bother you.
In P4 Gil turns to the camera and says, "To all of you out there who think I’m losing it, what you just saw there was a shining example of what they call coaching. Woops, look at the time. I must be going.
So does anyone else look at P2 and with Gil laying there in his chair all relaxed imagine that Aaaaron picked a bad time to have a talk? Like, during “No Pants Friday”? And speaking of pants, you’ll be panting heavily after reading today’s Mopped Up Thorp. Um, what?
kdizzle almost 8 years ago
Molly’s a person, not the drug? It’s all a misunderstanding? What a shocker! Great story, next please!
Mr. Peterson almost 8 years ago
Molly is his mother.
bitsy twill almost 8 years ago
On the off chance Molly isn’t a person, I’m trying to think of an inanimate object one might bring to a rave. All I can come up with is a water bottle or maybe some sort of light stick. I suppose it could also be a car if he was using really convoluted phrasing.
miffedmax almost 8 years ago
Maybe A-aron has confused Molly with Mary Jane. Or Lucy.
TheBrownStarfish almost 8 years ago
Coach, I would never do drugs. Molly just helps you enjoy the music more and allows you to stay awake for days so you can dance like you’re having convulsions.
Oh, well, in that case carry on, sorry to bother you.
In P4 Gil turns to the camera and says, "To all of you out there who think I’m losing it, what you just saw there was a shining example of what they call coaching. Woops, look at the time. I must be going.
bearwku82 almost 8 years ago
Holy elixirs! WTH is in the GIL mug? GilPa looks better than he has all week. Would Thorp be more concerned if Aagard was taking Mimi?
Lukebunkin almost 8 years ago
Molly Moon!
flashirb almost 8 years ago
“Love is the drug that I’m thinking of”.
twainreader almost 8 years ago
@FlashIRB: now that’s a flash back
twainreader almost 8 years ago
P-1: Angry Eyes, P-2: Love Eyes, P-3: Hungry Eyes. Oh, and please note in P-3 – AQs neck shadow is growing a goatee
chiphilton almost 8 years ago
Gil’s statement about taking Molly staggered Aaron into sitting down.
wmac8898 almost 8 years ago
I tried to sit like AQuad in P4. It’s possible, but it’s not a comfortable way to angle your right hand.
bitsy twill almost 8 years ago
It’s looking like the big reveal won’t come til next week but I’ll have disappeared myself by then.
James St. John Smythe almost 8 years ago
Way to hide your source, Coach.
onyxsax almost 8 years ago
Well, yes. No sober person would every voluntarily listen to house music.
Mopman almost 8 years ago
So does anyone else look at P2 and with Gil laying there in his chair all relaxed imagine that Aaaaron picked a bad time to have a talk? Like, during “No Pants Friday”? And speaking of pants, you’ll be panting heavily after reading today’s Mopped Up Thorp. Um, what?
https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/
Holly Dobbs almost 8 years ago
I don’t do it, Coach, I’m selling it—how do you think I can afford these daily haircuts?
twainreader almost 8 years ago
If AQuad is eternally optimistic about his health, is he a Molly Anna? and where are the sun crystals?
tcar-1 almost 8 years ago
@ Ellis: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Dy2tuF915E