Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for July 06, 2017

This case of domestic abuse should be reported in the Trumpet immediately.

Yes, Chiphilton, inquiring minds DO want to know! At least I wasn’t expecting this twist, making her look like an abuser. Nicely done, guys!

In all reality , the way Double D Double Wide swivels her hips ,topped by her broad shoulders ,coupled with her tight grip , in P3 , is it possible that Dafne is the tailback Gil has been looking for the upcoming season?

This theory of pugilistic action near Jimmy’s orbital area, motivated me to remiss about a favorite John Anderson song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07_rnlBezQg

P1, No, but I punched him in the eye.

P2, These girl’s shadows need to go on a diet.

P3, Double D triumphantly assumes the Heisman pose.

So, when a girl gets hurt it’s a serious issue (agree), but when a guy gets hurt it’s comedy? Nice double standard there, writers

Looking back, I guess there was a cabinet door by Jimmy’s right eye, but he also seemed to have some sort of scuff on the left side of his nose yesterday. Was that just to throw us off the trail?

Yesterday, Carrie cast an interesting shadow; today, it’s DD.If it rains in Milford it seems like the guys can seek shelter under those verandas.

I’m leaving on a trip tomorrow. Before I leave, I study a map to know where I’m going. This strip could use a map. I don’t have a hot clue where this is leading to.