P1, This is excellent Double D, but this is a newspaper, not Tru(E) Confessions.
P2, No, I’ve found a swift kick in the nads works better.
P3, Double D I really think you have a promising future shaking those things, but as far as the newspaper biz, not so much.
We’re creeping up on August here in Milford and it’s been a while now since we last saw a baseball game. Shouldn’t it be about time for Van Awkward to have his big showdown with Central and the sign girls. Hmmm, I wonder if they’re related to SIGNMAN? And isn’t it also time for Big Ken Brown to make something happen for the last time? He must be a senior by now, right. He seems to have been there nearly as long as Gil after all.
I truly had an impulse to visit Milford CC to have Molly Kinsella caddy my next round. Carl Peake and Wildcat Maris prefer their libations shaken not stirred. With Summer half over, does anyone really know what time it is? Does anyone really care? Whoa, whoa, whoa……
So, in her “story”, or introspective piece, or whatever the hell it is, she wrote that she wanted to punch him. Then when asked, she says, no, she didn’t really want to punch him. So what kind of article, or story, or fiction is this supposed to be? And speaking of kind, if you could be so kind as to read today’s Mopped Up Thorp I would be greatly honored.
chiphilton over 7 years ago
This is the big revelation? To quote Howling Wolf, aw, man, come on!
BikeMike over 7 years ago
I can relate. I always document my cathartic moments too.
TheBrownStarfish over 7 years ago
P1, This is excellent Double D, but this is a newspaper, not Tru(E) Confessions.
P2, No, I’ve found a swift kick in the nads works better.
P3, Double D I really think you have a promising future shaking those things, but as far as the newspaper biz, not so much.
We’re creeping up on August here in Milford and it’s been a while now since we last saw a baseball game. Shouldn’t it be about time for Van Awkward to have his big showdown with Central and the sign girls. Hmmm, I wonder if they’re related to SIGNMAN? And isn’t it also time for Big Ken Brown to make something happen for the last time? He must be a senior by now, right. He seems to have been there nearly as long as Gil after all.
Mr Reality over 7 years ago
In all reality , P 4 Know what you old coot , I’ve got an impulse to slap you one and I’m going to act on it ! CRACK !
miffedmax over 7 years ago
I have an impulse to punch two people.
bearwku82 over 7 years ago
I truly had an impulse to visit Milford CC to have Molly Kinsella caddy my next round. Carl Peake and Wildcat Maris prefer their libations shaken not stirred. With Summer half over, does anyone really know what time it is? Does anyone really care? Whoa, whoa, whoa……
Irish53 over 7 years ago
P3…"and to quote Led Zepplin, “it really shook me”…"
tcar-1 over 7 years ago
Yes not only is it mid July and HS season is long gone the Legion teams around here are already in the second round of their playoffs.
Mopman over 7 years ago
Hard to believe, but my prediction for how this would resolve, that I said was lame? This is lamer.
bitsy twill over 7 years ago
I cannot believe that one person “liked” this strip.
bitsy twill over 7 years ago
To all of you dreaming of golf and lemonade, they still have to play the last Central game, don’t they?
Mopman over 7 years ago
So, in her “story”, or introspective piece, or whatever the hell it is, she wrote that she wanted to punch him. Then when asked, she says, no, she didn’t really want to punch him. So what kind of article, or story, or fiction is this supposed to be? And speaking of kind, if you could be so kind as to read today’s Mopped Up Thorp I would be greatly honored.
https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/
James St. John Smythe over 7 years ago
Double D should have been around when I was calling for some fisticuffs back in football season. Could we have seen that instead?