Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for November 29, 2017

Wow, Uncle Gary really doesn’t like visiting New Thayer. Granted it’s no LA, but really!

Can’t wait for the confrontation between Uncle Gary and Gil. I anticipate an impassioned defense of football.

P1, Didn’t you get a good enough look during the week he spent on the bench?

P2, Why are you asking me, he’s your son?

P3, Don’t worry, Uncle Tonoose, they only play at New Thayer every other year. Rick(ey) will graduate before they’re due back. Unless he’s like Big Ken Brown and plays for 5 years or so.

In all reality , who does the looking and shouldn’t it be done under the tent or in the locker room ?

In all reality , when will basketball start either boys or girls ?

I’m telling you I’m fine, President Ford.

For a big time LA lawyer, Gary Unmarried seems comfortable putzing around The Valley. GilPa confronts Uncle Gary about his meddling, one more game against Coach Drool and Valley Tech for 2nd place and Uncle Pain in the Keister putters out of town in the Mazda Miata toward SoCal. Using the Hawaii Highway of course.

How many days is this gonna drag on now?

P1.5: “…and our bench is this way…”

Can you find a mathematical symbol (twice!) in P2?

Take us with you, please!

The first line to this one ‘sez’ it all:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4VpZkSM20A

P-1: Me thinks it’s team doctor Picard that is concussed as he does his Popeye the Sailor walk back to the sideline. Maybe all Rick needs is some spinach.

Unfortunately, there’s no concurrent story of anyone else boozing it up who’s about to hit the road.

When will Mom finally tell Uncle Idiot to clam up?