Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for May 28, 2018

The Milford baseball team has quite a peanut gallery.

Pelwecki swung at least a foot over the ball, which is traveling in a straight line and not even sinking. But hey, the launch angle would have been amazing if he had hit it.

In all reality , Gil doesn’t care ,his players don’t care and we the readers don’t care let’s end the baseball season .

P1, Moose tries to hit the 6 run homer JAMES ST. JOHN SMYTHE predicted Saturday but instead, Mighty Moose struck out.

P2, Don’t you mean too bad you got yourself suspended?

P3, Down 8-2 but the bench jockey’s are having a blast. See you in the showers, laughing boys.

I guess the proper launch angle doesn’t matter if you swing two feet above the ball.

P4 – a shot of the same three guys from P3, except they are laying on the ground unconscious.

Laugh now guys but there’s a large car accident scheduled for Thursday’s strip involving the lot of you as casualties.

It appears Oakwood is reintroducing my uncle’s submarine style pitching, or they’re pitcher is a little over three feet tall.

BB has a little Lenny Dykstra in him…

The baseball remains unhappy, check. Andre “I Must Pass the Shoe” Ruffin lets Barry know how much he is missed, check. When was the last time a Tod Andrews Oakwood team defeated Milford?

I hate to side with Barry, but the fact that they “clobbered” Tilden without him says nothing to contradict his assertion that he’s a “difference-maker” (missing hyphen added).

P4: “yeah kid….you’re a difference maker all right,,,why this game is boring as hell without you starting something with the umps and opposing players every inning…”

He is a difference maker. The art was pretty good for a couple days. He gets suspended and…

Alas, there is no joy in Milford…… for mighty Pelwicki has struck out.