Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for December 11, 2018

Andre sure gets a lot of face time. Does he ever accomplish anything?

P1, Nice shine on that floor, Mop. The reflection could put an eye out!

P2, Maybe you shouldn’t have poked your extra long finger in his eye.

P3, So basketball season will revolve around TV trivia. That’s entertainment.

P1 Only three championship banners, time for a coaching change. Milford has been under achieving in all sports for years. Starting a GoFundMe account to buy out Gil’s contract.

P2 Skin head must be a pretty good athlete, he features prominently in all sports!!

P3 Are there any normal kids at this school???

Speaking of goofballs, I was expecting Gomer Pyle to shout out citizen’s arrest to anyone within earshot as Marty (hic, hic) pulled away from Speedco after picking up a sixer of Schlitz.

In all reality , just think Thorptopians a whole season of TV Trivia and Quotes from shows . Yay , High Ho Silver !

Red: [to Eric] So, this is how an immature, engaged, high school dumb&**, with no car, no job, and no money trims the hedges. Hyde: That was like eight burns in one sentence. Donna: An octo-burn. Let’s get outta here.

Now Kaz will have to get a new girlfriend who’s into 20-year-old TV shows.

Are they actually scrimmaging or just messing around? Why is that one random kid wearing a pinny? Then again, why are they wearing their uniforms?

Here’s a quote from Stan Against Evil: “You’re really pushing that ‘works in mysterious ways’ thing.”

Is that a first…P3 breaking through the 4th wall and talking to us…

Does anybody say “goofball” in 2018?

In P1, Andre is in the classic “exhausted player” stance, holding on to the hem of his shorts. He must be in lousy shape to get that tired just shooting around.

Maybe That “70’s” Show has just appeared on WMilf channel 7 as a new series?

So we go from movie quotes to TV quotes? Boy, Rubham is really staying up nights thinking of new plot lines…what a twist.

Where is my primo? He was only a junior last year.

Hm. Filion’s got eye pain. Maybe he’s chanelling Arnold Schwarzenegger’s teacher movie — “I have a headache.” Kid: “It might be tumor.” I bet Filion’s got a brain tumor…..