Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for May 02, 2019

Hippo Power was Tyrone Power’s heavyset brother who lost out to Dan Blocker for the role of Hoss Cartwright.

…and we laughed about the peacock? Gents, this isn’t a slight diversion, this is a full blown delusion!

Let’s get out to Milford CC and the stagnant membership drive; the showers are great, the menu for dinner is special.

I dunno, “what else can I say about a hippopotamus” drew a laugh from me. Witty!

P1, Even the girls team goes for the Uncle Sam salute.

P2, This reminds me of a scene from “Roots.”

P3, “Feel the flab” what I attempted after the prom.

P3 Wow what else CAN you say about a hippo??? I dunno. We need to see this story line get nuked and move on to something else, its killing me.

In all reality , Jimi LA doesn’t realize the voodoo powers she inherited from her grandmother and unleashes a lightening bolt directly on the Oakwood dugout , Oakwood has to forfeit.

Take it from an ex-Pittsburgher – rally objects are effective only if everyone in the stands is using the object… like a towel or a plastic green hot dog. ( https://youtu.be/uAaLXPPzMSs )

Working the hippo, is that a female version of spanking the monkey? “Feel the flab”, didn’t work for me as a pickup line.

P2 – Surprised all her teammates didn’t start groping her at that point.

P3: You could say the hippo is hungry hungry for hits.

P4- ……..shockingly, Brent Raptor shows up with his bag of snacks, wearing an undersized wife beater tank top, FILA kicks and knee knocker jorts.

You can say (and sing ) “I want a Hippopotamus for Christmas…”

Sigh…..smh….

Answers: P-1: I have been, between innings P-2: Foreplay P-3: Hey, you’re the one one who started this!

HHRRRRAAAAACCCCKKKKKKK………..

What else can you say about a hippo? Slow and stupid…. like this storyline.

So is this really all about capitalizing on Fiona Mania, without having to actually call Fiona by name?

Well looky there. Three new episodes of Mopped Up Thorp were just published.

https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/