Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for July 04, 2019

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    bitsy twill  over 5 years ago

    And that’s why I always bring business cards to basketball games.

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    The Pro from Dover  over 5 years ago

    See those trainers do more than give massages.

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    cuttersjock  over 5 years ago

    Well, doesn’t look like a golf story will be forthcoming…Gil is already hitting the Hoo in P3

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    TheBrownStarfish  over 5 years ago

    P1, Yeah Gil, he made a bad pass at her right in the middle of the game.

    P2, The Flying Fickle Finger Of Fate brought them together.

    P3, In the old days this would have been Gil’s cue for a timeout to wish us a safe and happy Fourth Of July.

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    Bucky  over 5 years ago

    What a great love story…in the meantime the Bulls got their butts kicked because Jaquan was checkin out the chicks. It was all he could think about for two quarters!!!

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    bearwku82  over 5 years ago

    P1- GilPa’s question? Never answered and like all these stories…yammering on.

    P2- At first glance, it looked like JaQuan said I own you.

    P3- All that food is for Gil & Mimi? Doesn’t Pedro get a plate?

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    Milford_JockStrap  over 5 years ago

    Where are the kids ?

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    Mr Reality  over 5 years ago

    Hadley continues So like I thought Jaquan said I own you ! That peed my off you know so I goes Look fool you don’t own me or any other women ,you punk Mack Daddy wannabe , in all reality.

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    Mr Reality  over 5 years ago

    P1 Gil stares glassy eyed into his vodka tonic P3 Gil switches to beer, hope he’s not driving or lighting fireworks tonight ,In all reality , Have a safe and happy Fourth of July !

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    BikeMike  over 5 years ago

    Who’s pulling on Mimi’s top from behind? Keri? Jamie? Mopman? Bader?

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    dadjo  over 5 years ago

    Somebody gots to ’splain this to me. A teammate throws a 6 foot wide errant pass into the VIP seats and JQ “owes” her something? This universe is too alternative for even the most devout Thorpaholic.

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    Irish53  over 5 years ago

    It didn’t take long for this story to become as dumb as the last one.

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    Mopman  over 5 years ago

    P1 – Even Marty Moon would be concerned with how sloshed Gil is.

    P2 – I can picture the announcers, “Jaquan appears to be talking to a fan in the stands while he’s bringing the ball upcourt. His lack of focus is very troubling.”

    P3 – I guess those extra burgers are symbolic, in honor of those that have disappeared from their lives.

    And speaking of extra, I am extra proud to present today’s Mopped Up Thorp on this fine Independence Day!

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    Snarker formerly known as Rube Whigham  over 5 years ago

    Note our stands for gender equality—first HvB is driving the car, and now Mimi is (wo)manning the grill on the Fourth!

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