Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for February 29, 2020

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    destry1970  almost 5 years ago

    Yes some one going to jail!

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    TheBrownStarfish  almost 5 years ago

    P1, So this genius thinks last year’s test will cause a problem for the two smartest kids in Milford. True, that’s a pretty low bar but still.

    P2, Right. . . I’m the mastermind, I don’t take no stinkin’ tests.

    P3, So?

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    seismic-2 Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    It’s an authentic copy of last year’s AP chemistry midterm! The only people who have a copy are… every single student at Milford who took AP chemistry last year. So anyone in this year’s class who wants to use it as a study aid could… just borrow it from any one of those people, maybe? Wow, this guy’s nefarious scheme kind of indicates why he’s not exactly AP Chemistry material himself, y’know?

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    Bluedarter  almost 5 years ago

    P2: Right…I took quantum physics and molecular biology instead. Pulled a few armed robberies, too.

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    Irish53  almost 5 years ago

    I wonder if he fished it out of a dumpster like John Belushi did in Animal House?

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    Irish53  almost 5 years ago

    With Alexa’s new aggressiveness, funny boy might find himself walkin funny after she sticks chemistry test up his a$$

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    twainreader  almost 5 years ago

    I had a friend in HS that was pretty good at Chemistry and vindictive. Put a little powder on the old car hood after dark and in the morning someone needed a new hood or louvers to put in the new hole.

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    twainreader  almost 5 years ago

    Wait! This is Milford! A&P is a grocery store. Why would they deal in Chemistry. As Alexa and Chris close in on the predicted romance, cue “Just Like Romeo & Juliet”.

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    tcayer  almost 5 years ago

    So they’ve moved on from fart noises…

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    James St. John Smythe  almost 5 years ago

    The wheels sure are turning today with these guys.

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    bearwku82  almost 5 years ago

    ….and Robert Hoover checked with the guys from the Jewish House and the Deltas got all the answers wrong because the wrong test was stolen. Moe Hawk has a far off expression, like he inhaled the ink fumes.

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    hifirick1953  almost 5 years ago

    The prank is he is going to plant it in their lockers and narc on them.

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    Mr Reality  almost 5 years ago

    In all reality , note to all Milford students from Teddy , Mop doesn’t empty the trash until after he eats his supper in the Teacher’s Lounge. If you want a copy of any quiz or upcoming test just stop by the Mimeograph Machine waste basket and pick up a copy of whatever u need

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    Snarker formerly known as Rube Whigham  almost 5 years ago

    Shouldn’t those geniuses be in AP Physics by now? Nice that Milford saves money by printing exams on index cards!

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    cuttersjock  almost 5 years ago

    …midterm looks heavy on aromatic ring questions…

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    Mopman  almost 5 years ago

    He’s got last year’s exam. So what? It’s not this year’s exam – they don’t use the same exam year to year. The plan better not be to plant this on Alexa and Chris to get them accused of cheating. If that’s the case, and they really do get under investigation, meaning it is this year’s test too, then the writers are out-dumbing themselves this time. I guess we should wait until next week to actually see, but I’m already preparing my outrage.

    And speaking of outrage, no need for you to express your outrage over any missing Mopped Up Thorp issues, because today’s has just been added, right here: https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/

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    Mopman  almost 5 years ago

    I do like Art Garfunkel’s confusion. “Hey wait, you didn’t take AP Chemistry last year. Come to think of it, not this year either.” DUHHHHHHHHHH. As if either of these morons would be taking any class higher than the remedial level.

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    Irish53  almost 5 years ago

    Maybe teddy wants to get some shower time with Chris

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    Klubble  almost 5 years ago

    The only chemistry going on is between Alexa and Phoebe.

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