No, worse case scenario is that the English teacher walks in, spots you and goes into screaming hysterics when you dangle a participle or split an infinitive. Next thing you know, the Bucket is surrounded by SWAT and you’re led away in handcuffs. In the next strip Thorp will shake his head and solemnly soliloquize on how you had such promise, and now you’ll spend the rest of your life in a supermax.
P2 Milford has internet and iPhones??? Hard to believe but then again they still have the Bucket which is about to celebrate its 75th year of business and still family owned. Shake Shack tired to compete and folded up in a matter of months.
In all reality , since no one at the Bucket is social distancing and wearing face masks , worst case is you become infected with the Coronavirus , MIke aka Mr Mayor .
Hmm, drinking a strawberry milkshake seems like the best scenario to me. The worst would be accidentally pocketing one of The Bucket’s knives and getting arrested in the parking lot.
And how about P2, what does Phoebe’s Fickle Finger of Fate have for us? Well, tune in to Mopped Up Thorp to find out.
michaeljwolff over 4 years ago
No, worse case scenario is that the English teacher walks in, spots you and goes into screaming hysterics when you dangle a participle or split an infinitive. Next thing you know, the Bucket is surrounded by SWAT and you’re led away in handcuffs. In the next strip Thorp will shake his head and solemnly soliloquize on how you had such promise, and now you’ll spend the rest of your life in a supermax.
Bucky over 4 years ago
P2 Milford has internet and iPhones??? Hard to believe but then again they still have the Bucket which is about to celebrate its 75th year of business and still family owned. Shake Shack tired to compete and folded up in a matter of months.
Mr Reality over 4 years ago
In all reality , since no one at the Bucket is social distancing and wearing face masks , worst case is you become infected with the Coronavirus , MIke aka Mr Mayor .
Charks over 4 years ago
Anyone else see a resemblance between Phoebe and Mrs. T ?
James St. John Smythe over 4 years ago
Sure thing, Your Worship. Pay no attention to my warning from yesterday…
bearwku82 over 4 years ago
P2- Phoebe has a hitchhiker thumb for an index finger. Imagine how craggily that will look when she is Martha Pearl’s age.
P3- Fist Pump Family members are quick to celebrate even the tiniest of victories.
Bluedarter over 4 years ago
Mike’s gonna go in, have a fistfight, and go drink beer and smoke weed with his new friends. He’s calling himself The Coach now.
seismic-2 Premium Member over 4 years ago
P2: “Come to the bucket tonight and see your friends. And it’s never too early in life for a prostate exam!”
smoore47 over 4 years ago
“Laying” who?
jslabotnik over 4 years ago
P 1.5: No, I meant you’ve been laying Ling Low, the Chinese girl in your new class.
The Pro from Dover over 4 years ago
All the girls seem to want a piece of Mikey. Bad boy.
A R V reader over 4 years ago
Strawberry milkshake that doesn’t have peanut butter in it?
Irish53 over 4 years ago
P 3: Uh, no Mike, actually, that’s the best case scenario
twainreader over 4 years ago
Holy Moly, it got this far without the obvious: P-3) and go, and go, and go
hifirick1953 over 4 years ago
I see the Mayor on the other side of the nickname game when all of his ex teammates start calling him The Reprobate
cholly3 over 4 years ago
The finger is P2 is sharper than the butter knife.
tcar-1 over 4 years ago
The thumb is longer than all the other fingers.
Mopman over 4 years ago
Hmm, drinking a strawberry milkshake seems like the best scenario to me. The worst would be accidentally pocketing one of The Bucket’s knives and getting arrested in the parking lot.
And how about P2, what does Phoebe’s Fickle Finger of Fate have for us? Well, tune in to Mopped Up Thorp to find out.
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