Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for February 09, 2022

Hollis is giving off some real “I bake cookies in a hollow tree vibes” in P1.

Cressa’s got some nerve inviting people to Tiffani’s party without clearing it with Tiffani.

In all reality ,Cressa’s upstairs looting taking any cash or jewelry to pay off her gambling debts !

“Coach” Mimi is going to be awful disappointed when she drives by the Bucket and doesn’t see the team celebrating the win and learning that several team members, including the team captain, ditched the rest of the squad to go to a party.

Did Cressa go to the Bucket and prank Hollis and Cathy into going to the party to divide the locker room and create doubt about Hollis’s credibility as captan, or is she at the party and, a.) getting jiggy and pregnant by some guy at the party, b.) in another room smoking weed, or c.) gambling in a high stakes poker game?

Will there be a police raid on the party for suspected underage alcohol and drug use, and Hollis be stripped of her captain’s title and AF Academy appointment after being released into the custody of her parents?

P1 Tart blocked! NO, NO, NOOO!

P2 must be reserved for characters who sweat profusely in this story arc, that or the thermostat is turned way up

At least Cressa put forth effort which at least makes her sweating plausible

Is it me or do the two players in the background under Cressa’s chin in P1 look like they are getting ready to make out?

Sporting betting sweat.

Is Captain Hollis the equivalent of the Mayor on this team? Instead of carrying a kitchen knife, she carries Jiffy Tarts. Delectable desserts? And who’s Tiffani Palmer, the class social chairperson?

Her knee isn’t the only thing that’s frisky as she’s in an upstairs bedroom entertaining several members of both the boys and girls teams

I wish someone would slap Hollis

Girl in p3 giving Hollis and Cathy the finger.

She’s in the back room at the high-stakes crap game that is funding Milford’s budding gambling problem.

Tsk, tsk, tsk! We have that much feedback and not one of you figured out the obvious. She’s icing down her not so frisky anymore knee. This plot is as obvious as it is “draining”.

P3: How did the University of Michigan give permission for the stadium to be used for this purpose?

Maybe she’s taking a poo in the loo….

Put your hands in the air like you just don’t care

Cathy should get her own strip after her P3 appearance.

Anyone else getting frequent bogus pop up ads on this site claiming mcafee subscription has expired?

You know R&W are snarker readers when they lob up softballs like P1 and P3.

So which is it, a delectable dessert or Toaster Tarts?

Nyah, we’re goin’ to the Big House, see?

Looks like Hollis had some horrible accident where her ear got ripped off, and all they did was glue it onto her hair. And speaking of horrible accidents, that would be just about the only good excuse for you not reading today’s Mopped Up Thorp.

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