Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for May 15, 2024

P1 “You are the tool, Luke.”

P2 “Word on the street is that Jun Jun is having nightmares over Kim’s dishwashing efforts and is looking for new help.”

P3 “Uh, it looks like you’re doing that already with your left hand, Luke.”

Why is Martinez wearing a skirt?

P 2 would be funny too if Gil had Go Comics on his phone

P1- Gil giving Beth the extraction point. Greaser Luke can stay with the team.

P2- Gil has become cold blooded since Mimi went to play for the other team.

P3- With GilPa as subtle as an anvil, BHHLHM stays in chop chop mode.

I’m only surprised that Gil doesn’t have a flip phone.

I don’t kn0ow about you but I am totally lost, Half the time the story doesn’t make any sense. Probably the only reason I still waste my time reading is my first name is Gil and it makes reading mopped up Thorpe funnier.

Transport at MILFord is too-notch too, if you’re on the girls’ team.

I’m pretty sure that when a school bus breaks down, they call the depot which just sends another school bus. As opposed to one of the coaches monkeying with the engine himself.

This will be a more occurring happening when they go to electric buses.

“I should’ve brought my tools.” That’s what she said!

Well at least he fixed that goofy rear view mirror from yesterday.

its hard to see but thats one big oil leak so why does luke think hes mr goodwrench

dam i was hoping crankshaft was driving the bus

kids are still wearing jeri curls in 2024 ?

I sincerely hope this turns into a remake of Jeepers Creepers 2.

P1- “I should’ve brought my tools, but maybe I can fix the engine with this filthy rag I found under the seat.”

Tomorrow’s strip deals with a group of “The Hills Have Eyes” type whackos who are hungry and sniff out this group.

Maybe Gil should stop that kid from playing catch in the middle of the expressway.

P2- GilPa has a powerful Mach 5 phone to assist Lukey. Does he have Pops Racer on speed dial? JAJAJAJAJA!!!!!!

P 2.5 (Luke): “…actually Thorp, no…I can’t…otherwise I would’ve by now…this place is a freakin’ joke …it would help if you booted Oochooa though…”

Wait, whose phone is that? It ain’t Gil’s, he didn’t have a smartphone last we saw. Luke is the fastest face wiper on Earth. There couldn’t have been more than 2 seconds between P2 and P3 yet he totally cleansed his face. And speaking of 2 seconds, you can spare 2 seconds to head to today’s installment of Mopped Up Thorp.

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