Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for January 14, 2025

P3: Apparently this will air on CBS.

P1: Did he get all those cuts on his arm in juvie?

Ms. RUMORe? Time for Barajas to pile on journalists?

Yes Rod, it was up to you. You overestimated your capabilities and your tryout was a failure. It was your decision, own it. You’re not a victim.

P1 “Would you like me to shave your ball, Mr. Barnes?”

Aren’t pupils in the center of the eye ????

P1 – Why is she calling a HS kid (teenager) “Mr.”?

Does the Milford Star routinely run large photos of a person’s eye? Or does Ms. Rumore just have an eye fetish? Stay tuned!

When a crap house question is routinely asked.

And you’re not taken to task.

That’s Rumore’.

The Eye of Sauron!!!

And in non related news, Gil Thorp is still being ruined by an incompetent writer and artist.

Ladies and Gentlemen, let me present to you “Mr. Peaked in High School, 2025!”

Rod: “…nothing else matters Ms. Rumour, especially getting an education, learning a trade, or having a plan for the future just in case I have another heart attack or don’t make it in the pros….even though now I can’t play for Milford U because I declared pro last year…luckily, coach Thorp doesn’t let that get in the way of my high school eligibility….”

a second film about rod no one will ever see

a reporter who covers high school sports doing research SURRRRE

kori has to speed up this basketball interview because the high school hockey team is waiting over on the lake and the ice is kinda thin

Looks like MeeMaw got ahold of the camera again.

Aren’t basket balls round?

P1- “Well, I did my ‘biceps ball balancing trick’ and they cut me.”

You were born to play high school-level basketball for the rest of your life?

#Day916ofGilThorpFansHeldHostagebyBadWriting

#Day106ofGilThorpFansForcedToEndureKindergardenLevelArtwork

LOL, guess what snowflake now has his social media accounts locked down? Won’t be as easy to beg for cash from just his followers, they can’t spend their allowance on Kickstarter and they don’t want to leave their parents’ basements to get jobs.

And Mr. Barajas continues to display his lack of the subject matter he’s paid to write stories on by having Pro Rod back playing in HS even though that’s against amateur rules everywhere in the real world.

What changed? I wasn’t worth shít as a pro, that’s what changed. And speaking of changing, it’s time to change the channel and put on Mopped Up Thorp.

moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/2025/01/14/the-eyes-have-it/

P 2: Is that Rod talking or did he just overhear peanut sayin’ that

I love the dopey look on Rod’s face in P1. “Look at me, everyone, I failed my pro tryout. I’m back, bay bay!”