Half Full by Maria Scrivan for January 24, 2024

Snails are ambidextrous.

I have to say that because you can’t say hermaphrodite on go comics.

How about we find a tortoise and have a threesome?

Mine. I’m kind of attached to my shell.

Ah yes, the age old story, sally sells sex in her shell by the seashore.

Is this an offer or are we having an argument?

Does it matter? We shell get together no matter the shell!

How cozy… ☺

Reminds me of the Gary Stewart song.

Ah, the old shell game.

If you cross a snail with a sparrow, will the resulting child be able to foot the bill?

Whooaaa, let’s take it slow.

The one on the left looks backwards..