Herman by Jim Unger for February 14, 2020

What, did he have a baby or something!

I have a gall bladder scar that looks like a zipper!

Hope he doesn’t get it cross threaded.

Needed in case the doc dropped a ‘wrong’ something in last time.

I suggested this years ago for my wife. 6 female parts operations.. Doctor did NOT like it. her belt line looks like railroad freight yard.

Velcro. Think velcro. Makes C-sections easier.

Unfortunately, that sentiment seems to be heard more frequently these days. Seems one thing lead to another, no matter how careful everyone tries to be.

They actually did that for some gall bladder surgery years ago since they typically had to go in after the surgery to do some follow up. YKK made a killing… (sorry, couldn’t resist).

At last count, I’ve had 30 surgeries in my nearly eighty years…and my midsection looks like a railroad freight yard. I wish I could “be there” when the mortician pulls back the sheet.

Won’t save a dime, they know how to pad a bill.

I used to donate platelets frequently. I asked if they could just install a spigot in my arm.

Well that titanium zipper already cost a bundle.

Note to Unger, DON’T GIVE THE HMOs ANY IDEAS!!!!!!!

Been there, done that. They don’t call it “The Zipper Club” for nothing.

Now he can literally zip around town! It’s an open and shut case…..

On a good note, at least, other than clothing, he shouldn’t be catching “anything else” in the zipper…?

Did Bruno Bucciarati do the surgery?

plan ahead