Herman by Jim Unger for February 03, 2021

Heck, if you can’t remember, you might even be innocent.

Isn’t it obvious? You got caught.

It’s OK — they don’t remember either.

Ask your Mum – she’ll be glad to tell you what you did wrong, starting from Day One.

I’m sure it was something!

He tried the same thing at his trail. “I have no recollection of that, your honor.”

Shoplifting buttonhooks.

Stole a loaf of bread to feed his family?

Wow, he’s been there a long time, 001?

001?? He would be a lot younger if that’s a US prison and not a British gaol.

Inmate 001: License to Chill.

Same here

alcohol and drugs can do that to a person – probably a lot of criminals committed their crimes in a blackout

Number Six is looking for you Number One.

Must’ve been baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad!!