“I wish you would just clam up, buddy.”
“Does it really hurt you?”
“Only when I laugh”
Yes I heard you, but you’re not cute so it didn’t matter.
If you can’t afford pearl toenail polish, put your foot in a clam.
I hardly even hear and see you from here – hey you don’t happen to be Botticelli’s “Venus”, huh?
Hey, there was a story on the internet about a shark hunting in 2 feet of water.
David Hasselhoff in his latter years.
I saw that episode on ‘Bay Watch’. Of course I only watched the show for the articles…
Oh were you talking to me?
That lifeguard does not exactly have a “swimmer’s body.”
And then there was the computer geek that was drowning and yelling out “Eff ONE! Eff ONE!”
Oh, clam up.
If he’s capable of shouting, he’s not really drowning. The “lifeguard” decided.
Clam up.
That lifeguard looks more like a floatation device.
No – you were underwater most of the time.
Sorry. I was listening on my Conch shell. It did not pick up your voice.
“I only rescue people on the beach.”
Clearly, for this swimmer, there’s trouble afoot.
For thought you were just pearl diving.
Yea I heard you, but it looked like too much work, so why bother.
Don’t be so shellfish.
Oh no! He stepped on Baby Venus.
Eh…just tell him to “clam up.”
David Waisglass and Gordon Coulthart
Dirty Dragon almost 3 years ago
“I wish you would just clam up, buddy.”
Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member almost 3 years ago
“Does it really hurt you?”
“Only when I laugh”
Leojim almost 3 years ago
Yes I heard you, but you’re not cute so it didn’t matter.
sirbadger almost 3 years ago
If you can’t afford pearl toenail polish, put your foot in a clam.
in-dubio-pro-rainbow almost 3 years ago
I hardly even hear and see you from here – hey you don’t happen to be Botticelli’s “Venus”, huh?
rshive almost 3 years ago
Hey, there was a story on the internet about a shark hunting in 2 feet of water.
Ace 66 almost 3 years ago
David Hasselhoff in his latter years.
ncorgbl almost 3 years ago
I saw that episode on ‘Bay Watch’. Of course I only watched the show for the articles…
sandpiper almost 3 years ago
Oh were you talking to me?
dflak almost 3 years ago
That lifeguard does not exactly have a “swimmer’s body.”
DudeHoldMyBearandWatchThis almost 3 years ago
And then there was the computer geek that was drowning and yelling out “Eff ONE! Eff ONE!”
kartis almost 3 years ago
Oh, clam up.
monya_43 almost 3 years ago
If he’s capable of shouting, he’s not really drowning. The “lifeguard” decided.
pcmcdonald almost 3 years ago
Clam up.
ncdrifter almost 3 years ago
That lifeguard looks more like a floatation device.
WCraft Premium Member almost 3 years ago
No – you were underwater most of the time.
Doug K almost 3 years ago
Sorry. I was listening on my Conch shell. It did not pick up your voice.
Calvins Brother almost 3 years ago
“I only rescue people on the beach.”
bobgreenwade almost 3 years ago
Clearly, for this swimmer, there’s trouble afoot.
cuzinron47 almost 3 years ago
For thought you were just pearl diving.
David_the_CAD almost 3 years ago
Yea I heard you, but it looked like too much work, so why bother.
Mediatech almost 3 years ago
Don’t be so shellfish.
bobpeters61 almost 3 years ago
Oh no! He stepped on Baby Venus.
tinstar almost 3 years ago
Eh…just tell him to “clam up.”