Herman by Jim Unger for June 05, 2022

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    oldpine52  over 2 years ago

    Those who won’t read have little advantage over those who can’t.

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    Zykoic  over 2 years ago

    I had a friend that got married then divorced his wife in three months.I had to ask what happened. His comment was classic. “Imagine buying a beautiful new refrigerator with all the features you ever wanted. You bring it home and it does not work. It does nothing.”

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    Ubintold  over 2 years ago

    The honeymoon’s over.

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    sandpiper  over 2 years ago

    For him, forever is flexible.

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    Slowly, he turned...  over 2 years ago

    …if it changes I will let you know…

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    Geophyzz  over 2 years ago

    Right now, my wife is wondering when I’m going to leave this desktop computer and sit with her. Time to move to the iPad.

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    Zebrastripes  over 2 years ago

    Looks like the honeymoon is over…

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    Doug K  over 2 years ago

    No force on earth, yes. But what about a force from beyond earth?

    (What about a force from a long time ago? from a galaxy far far away?)

    “Use the Force.”

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    WCraft Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Yeah – quit reading! Start doing something more productive like watching TV!

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member over 2 years ago

    My father read all kinds of newspapers including from his home town, the Olyphant Gazatte!

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    monya_43  over 2 years ago

    The expiration date on that promise must have passed.

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    raybarb44  over 2 years ago

    Honeymoon is most definitely over….

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    oldlady07 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Friend said that shortly after the marriage ceremony her new husband said He was glad that was over as he was tired of trying to be Mr. nice guy all the time. Marriage didn’t last long.

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    paullp Premium Member over 2 years ago

    I’m not sure what his side of the story is, but it would appear that he got tired of her (or just started taking her for granted) rather quickly.

    Well, the good news is, he’ll have lots of time for reading when he’s served with the divorce papers.

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    l3i7l  over 2 years ago

    At least he seems to have been listening and responded to what she said. Before long he’ll just be saying, “Yes, dear” whenever he hears her voice.

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