Herman by Jim Unger for June 28, 2022

She looks like an hourglass.

To tight and short.

So is her brain, if she is thinking those kinds of fashions will look good on someone at her apparent age. But then, train wreck style seem to have become the norm in recent decades, so why not.

Has it on upside down?

What fabric is that? Tensile strength must rival spider silk.

“For that body? Nope. Not all. And have you noticed your legs are turning blue? It’s a pretty color.”

This is the one time he might have been able to safely answer the inquiry: “Does this dress make me look fat?”

She just needs fishnet stockings and high heels, and a street corner to stand on

He sure sat up to notice! Also, she answered her own question. If her legs are going dead, then the dress is too tight.

“Oh good! I couldn’t stand them any longer!”

She’s got legs, but she no longer feels them…

Oy

Grrrrr, Baby!

Unger always did draw the ugliest people, esp the women. Adds to the joke, tho.

“You can actually WALK in that?”

You should listen to you legs, they’re saying it’s too tight.

Stand back! It’s about to burst!

Maybe her panties are too tight!

D’yer is a word?

I think he is about to jump her bones.

Oh, they’ve brought back the corset?