He’s heard that old song by The Who 1971….My Wife. “Give me a bodyguard. A black belt Judo expert with a machine gun!” Murdered in cold blood is what you’re gonna be…..you should be running.
Him: You’re not going to believe this. I got picked up by a couple of supermodels after winning the karaoke contest at the local pub. Then we went to another bar where I hooked up with a couple of 21-year-old cheerleaders from the local college. All of us danced all night until the place closed. We then went to the casino where I won $5,000 playing blackjack. Then we all went back to one of the women’s houses and fooled around until dawn.
Crow Eatery over 1 year ago
Gay bar?
Farside99 over 1 year ago
Joe’s gonna get a whoopin’. You’re in for it next.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 1 year ago
Oh, this oughta be good. I hope it’s part one of a series.
rshive over 1 year ago
Just in case you’re not thrilled.
Lady loves a joke over 1 year ago
Joe will say, “I’m on your side, Bill.. but even I don’t believe that story”!
Vet Premium Member over 1 year ago
He’s heard that old song by The Who 1971….My Wife. “Give me a bodyguard. A black belt Judo expert with a machine gun!” Murdered in cold blood is what you’re gonna be…..you should be running.
dflak over 1 year ago
Him: You’re not going to believe this. I got picked up by a couple of supermodels after winning the karaoke contest at the local pub. Then we went to another bar where I hooked up with a couple of 21-year-old cheerleaders from the local college. All of us danced all night until the place closed. We then went to the casino where I won $5,000 playing blackjack. Then we all went back to one of the women’s houses and fooled around until dawn.
Her: Go to bed you fool; you’re still drunk.
Doug K over 1 year ago
The body guard probably should be between the two of them.
sandpiper over 1 year ago
She can probably take him.
Baucuva over 1 year ago
They’re both going down.
Saddenedby Premium Member over 1 year ago
just smack him upside the head! Like with a rolling pin. Joe’s there just to guard the body. He didn’t get paid enough to guard the head too.
Windfall35 over 1 year ago
You’re gonna need a bigger bodyguard….
Zebrastripes over 1 year ago
Joe isn’t gonna stop me from pounding you to the ground…
paranormal over 1 year ago
But where is his bodyguard???
monya_43 over 1 year ago
It must be an exciting story that she isn’t going to like.
MuddyUSA Premium Member over 1 year ago
Wife: Joe can stay….you leave!
David Huie Green AmericaIsGreatItHasUs over 1 year ago
“…. you can kill him too.”
cuzinron47 over 1 year ago
Joe doesn’t live here, and I’ve got time
ArcticFox Premium Member over 1 year ago
Before this is over, they’ll both need more than a bodyguard.