Herman by Jim Unger for August 14, 2023

Yes. Do you have a bag of ice for my brain?

He must be a bad tipper.

an ambulance, please.

No, I’m good

yeah, ketchup with that please.

I been shish kabobed!

Shishke-Bob.

“Shish, I don’t know.”

The person who ordered the shish kebob isn’t happy either.

The hot juice dripping down the back of the neck is worse than the original injury.

Better than what I had last time…

Stay away from anything flambé.

This is the second worst accident I’ve had in a resaurant!

A bandage perhaps?

Some ice, perhaps? Maybe wrapped in a really good scotch?

I’d like to order an ambulance with a side of personal injury attorney?

Skewered by restaurant humour.

This shows why art created for B&W should remain in B&W.

Yeah, I’ll take a pair of pliers and a primo lawyer.

No, I’ll take the check.

“A good wine to go with this.”

Yeah…a free ride for the rest of my life…

“No thanks, I suddenly have a stabbing headache.”

What accident?

One ambulance, to go.