Herman by Jim Unger for December 11, 2023

It’s resistant to freezers because it’s Canadian.

Make that THREE hard-boiled eggs.

Call the carpet cleaner!

My neighbor woke up startled with a raccoon in her bed. At first, she thought it was her cat. She’s gonna have to do something about her pet door.

Reminds me of that old joke – “What did the chicken do?”

H-m-m-m-m still has its feathers. And must be very smart. It also learned to open the freezer door.

time for a new freezer…

And it got in there how?

A foul situation…….Wow!

Canada geese are protected here in Canada. Shouldn’t have been in the freezer in the first place.

They froze it unplucked, and didn’t gut it. With the head on.

Someone needs to quickly take it out to do it’s business. They poop a lot.

actually it’s a different one there looking for it’s relative, you better have a good explanation

Find out how and you are well on your way to suspended animation.

Now that’s fresh

Now it’s flying south for the Winter.

With feathers and everything?