Herman by Jim Unger for May 08, 2024

Now you’re afraid of blocking it.

Why, sometimes I’ve believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast

So, her life went down the drain?

“But now I don’t even fear to be near storm drain covers.”

Not really any way he can respond to that without getting in trouble.

I’ve stayed in places where I was afraid of things coming out of the drain.

She’s conquered that fear

How times have changed!

Doubt she was ever a ‘little’ girl.

Fred Rogers wrote a song about it: “You can never go down the drain”. I always felt that children who had never feared being flushed down a toilet or suchlike would now begin to fear these things. but the child psychologists insisted that this was a fear of little ones.

She was little???

Who makes her underwear, Omar the Tent Maker?

Is she planning on getting in the tub with him?

Present day she should be afraid of coming out a drainage ditch!

“….so I look measures to reduce the probability.”

I can see how she managed to overcome that fear.

Now, he is afraid that she will get in the tub with him.

Dainty.

Definitely must have lost those fears a long time ago……

We see you’ve employed an effective strategy to combat that scenario. Congratulations on your resounding success!

Well, we see that’s no longer a problem.

She could plug a sink hole.

“….so I took measures to reduce the probability.”