Herman by Jim Unger for June 20, 2024

Surprised he didn’t just carve one.

hey! no one gets into my house without my permit!

The Rise of Planet of the Apes, Herman style

Stop monkeying around

…and some bananas.

It’s not much better here on the outside.

And what do you plan to do once in the Capitol building?

One look at modern clothes and one good listen of modern music, ape will run for the cage and lock the door behind him.

“Stop monkeying around.”

“Impossible.”

There’s no telling what he might throw at you

Cornelius?

Welcome to the Monkey House.

He might go ape!

Alternate beginning of The Planet of the Apes.

I read about one zoo who had built a new chimpanzee exhibit, but first they tested it using an orangutan. They knew that if the orangutan could not get out then chimps would not either. If you give a screw driver to a gorilla it will try to eat it but then drop it and ignore it. Give a chimpanzee a screw driver it will find a dozen ways to use it. but not as a screw driver. Give the screw driver to an orangutan, it will hide it when no one is looking and when everyone is gone for the night will disassemble his cage with it..

They want to go find a barrel for laughs.

“The wine … is Chateau Marmoset.”

’I am never going to live this down"

If I buy Tarzan (1999) for you, will you go easy on me?