Well, dog food manufacturers have their own definitions of “lean,” “beef,” and “gravy.” You just really don’t want to know.
C’est la vie, Herman. C’est la vie….
You and the dog get different rewards for not pooping on the carpet.
She’s trying to kill you for the insurance
Switch with him and you’ll find out!
It’s a budget problem. She paid more for the dog’s dinner than for his.
The rewards for showing affection.
The dog is a necessity that guards, alerts and protects the property from robbers and intruders. You . . . not so much.
The dog is lactose intolerant.
Give him the dog food.
Because his had a picture of a dog on the can and yours has a picture of a grumpy old man on the package…
And it’s not even grilled!
There was not enough lean beef and gravy for both of you, sacrifices has to be made.
Because the cat got the tuna.
Jeez, just switch them out and chow down. Trust me, the dog ain’t gonna care…
Need you ask, really……
My grandkids just lost their pet dog Shadow…he was 50 years old in dog age. The grew up with him.
You don’t want the dog to have cheese. It will give him gas.
“Because he doesn’t like sandwiches, dear.”
…because the dog has no choice over what I give him. You, on the other hand, are welcome to make something for yourself if you don’t like what I make for you…
Just one?
“Because you like cheese.”
The dog has a better personality.
I used to sample my dog’s canned food in my younger days. It tasted pretty good.
Priorities my friend, priorities.
David Waisglass and Gordon Coulthart
ekke about 2 months ago
Well, dog food manufacturers have their own definitions of “lean,” “beef,” and “gravy.” You just really don’t want to know.
seanfear about 2 months ago
C’est la vie, Herman. C’est la vie….
sirbadger about 2 months ago
You and the dog get different rewards for not pooping on the carpet.
win.45mag about 2 months ago
She’s trying to kill you for the insurance
Il Siciliano about 2 months ago
Switch with him and you’ll find out!
sandpiper about 2 months ago
It’s a budget problem. She paid more for the dog’s dinner than for his.
Superhawk about 2 months ago
The rewards for showing affection.
monya_43 about 2 months ago
The dog is a necessity that guards, alerts and protects the property from robbers and intruders. You . . . not so much.
e.groves about 2 months ago
The dog is lactose intolerant.
Huckleberry Hiroshima about 2 months ago
Give him the dog food.
paranormal about 2 months ago
Because his had a picture of a dog on the can and yours has a picture of a grumpy old man on the package…
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member about 2 months ago
And it’s not even grilled!
Alberta Oil Premium Member about 2 months ago
There was not enough lean beef and gravy for both of you, sacrifices has to be made.
Norris66 about 2 months ago
Because the cat got the tuna.
JRobinson Premium Member about 2 months ago
Jeez, just switch them out and chow down. Trust me, the dog ain’t gonna care…
raybarb44 about 2 months ago
Need you ask, really……
MuddyUSA Premium Member about 2 months ago
My grandkids just lost their pet dog Shadow…he was 50 years old in dog age. The grew up with him.
PAR85 about 2 months ago
You don’t want the dog to have cheese. It will give him gas.
mistercatworks about 2 months ago
“Because he doesn’t like sandwiches, dear.”
jadoo823 about 2 months ago
…because the dog has no choice over what I give him. You, on the other hand, are welcome to make something for yourself if you don’t like what I make for you…
Strawberry King about 2 months ago
Just one?
David Huie Green AmericaIsGreatItHasUs about 2 months ago
“Because you like cheese.”
HodgeElmwood about 2 months ago
The dog has a better personality.
swadeparker Premium Member about 2 months ago
I used to sample my dog’s canned food in my younger days. It tasted pretty good.
Dave427 about 2 months ago
Priorities my friend, priorities.