Herman by Jim Unger for December 25, 2024

Phew, what a night! Merry Christmas to all now I’m off to bed!

What!?? Oh, nothing. I was just putting out the trash, which is where this will go if I don’t get some respect.

You got two days to get outta my house.

“The doctor says you have a yeast infection”

Christmas flu

Between stomach flu and head colds we’re all sick in my family, putting off presents for a couple days. But Merry Christmas to everyone anyway!

I know what I got and yet I still keep it……

“Switches and coal. Same as last year.”

Yeah, stop being a creep.