Herman by Jim Unger for December 26, 2024

Does the whole family come in for the relationship?

Oh brother

“I’m really sorry … you’re just not my type.”

Signs can be deceiving. I once took my watch to the jewelers. The sign at the desk said “Watch repairs while you wait.” They wouldn’t let me.

Um . . . OK. What?

Good one.

The brother-in-law is just the warning. If the lady doesn’t get her money back, she’s sending the mother-in-law next!

….. ah. “Customer RELATIONS.” Uh-huh. Got it. Groan.

The humor in ‘Herman’ is often quite oblique. And sometimes absent altogether.

“but Im not gay, so no, I wont be having relations with you”

“Can you loan me $50.00, ’cuz?"

Wait until he wins the lottery

Say What?!

Customer relation, but only through marriage.

Brother, Can You Spare a Dining Room Set?