It’s easy to measure Buttercup’s IQ. Just look at his hat size. Finding the sense in anything Buttercup says would be about as useful as installing air brakes on a tortoise. Ain’t gonna happen.
You will notice that Trump is never specific and talks in generalities. This is a sign of a person who does not know what they are talking about or is trying to cover something up.
It’s the kind of person that does not get hired at the interview.
Has anyone ever played the Trump Drinking Game. You chug a beer for every stupid thing he says. So far I haven’t made it past 3 minutes of listening to him. It’s great but my beer bill is killing me.
Ecstasy is from a Greek word meaning, in effect, “beside oneself”. Trump’s “very stable” intellect is so uncorseted and besotted with magical thinking that three separate and contradictory personalities don’t even begin.
Now Trump has unleashed his Gestapo on Portland. Black Uniformed Federal Agents in unmarked vans grabbing people off the streets and making them “disappear.” No warrant, no cause, just “we don’t like the way you look.”
Remember that it is the Republican Senators who chose party over people and kept this man in power. He is their boss, he is their idol, he is their hero and leader. This Nazi state that Trump has created is their responsibility.
RAGs almost 4 years ago
Now try to fit all of that on a teleprompter, and then get him to read it.
PraiseofFolly almost 4 years ago
Thus pictured is Trump’s “Flow of Unconsciousness Chart.”
The Love of Money is . . . almost 4 years ago
Ever play Word Bingo during a Trump speech ? If you get a Blackout, stop drinking.
NeedaChuckle Premium Member almost 4 years ago
His cult thinks he’s doing a great job with the plague. I guess they think 138,000 dead is good.
Patjade almost 4 years ago
Way too many thoughts for a brain that small.
sandpiper almost 4 years ago
It’s easy to measure Buttercup’s IQ. Just look at his hat size. Finding the sense in anything Buttercup says would be about as useful as installing air brakes on a tortoise. Ain’t gonna happen.
dflak almost 4 years ago
You will notice that Trump is never specific and talks in generalities. This is a sign of a person who does not know what they are talking about or is trying to cover something up.
It’s the kind of person that does not get hired at the interview.
ed27 almost 4 years ago
That’s his thoughts over the course of a month right?
Ontman almost 4 years ago
Sadly this comic is the most coherent speech tRump has ever given.
Radish the wordsmith almost 4 years ago
Republicans are psycho looney toons.
Alberta Oil Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Yet state TV (aka Fox news) admires trumps rhetoric as pure gold..
suzalee almost 4 years ago
Gibberish comes out of his mouth. At his rallies, they cheer all the gibberish, even when he is incoherent.
MaryBethJavorek1 almost 4 years ago
and then the Republicans have the nerve to talk about Biden?
brwydave Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Jeff, do you really hate us? You put 3 Tinys in your toon – one is almost too many, but your version of his talking style is right on.
Ally2005 almost 4 years ago
The MAGAts understand. They know he’s talking directly to them.
Michael G. almost 4 years ago
Talks out of both sides of his mouth. All fantasies, of course.
ferddo almost 4 years ago
How to keep your political opponent from criticizing your policies: have no clear policies.
Not the Smartest Man On the Planet -- Maybe Close Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Trump Word Salad — great with Goya beans!
Johnny on the Spot almost 4 years ago
Has anyone ever played the Trump Drinking Game. You chug a beer for every stupid thing he says. So far I haven’t made it past 3 minutes of listening to him. It’s great but my beer bill is killing me.
AndrewSihler almost 4 years ago
Ecstasy is from a Greek word meaning, in effect, “beside oneself”. Trump’s “very stable” intellect is so uncorseted and besotted with magical thinking that three separate and contradictory personalities don’t even begin.
robnvon Premium Member almost 4 years ago
This guy’s eyes and even his head is filled with floaters.
wsedrel Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Be sure to vote in November! & take pains to see that your vote is counted. Tell your friends the same.
HowardJefferson almost 4 years ago
Someone needs to take Donald’s big book of adverbs away. That would be really really wonderful.
dflak almost 4 years ago
Now Trump has unleashed his Gestapo on Portland. Black Uniformed Federal Agents in unmarked vans grabbing people off the streets and making them “disappear.” No warrant, no cause, just “we don’t like the way you look.”
Remember that it is the Republican Senators who chose party over people and kept this man in power. He is their boss, he is their idol, he is their hero and leader. This Nazi state that Trump has created is their responsibility.