JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for October 31, 2019

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    mysterysciencefreezer  almost 5 years ago

    WE GET IT! YOU’RE ALL PALEO AND STUFF!

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    jmworacle  almost 5 years ago

    Why can’t children be children?

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    nosirrom  almost 5 years ago

    At the next house she’s going to ask for kale.

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    jagedlo  almost 5 years ago

    really, Sunny, do you think he could carry such an item?

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    DiminishedFirst  almost 5 years ago

    I don’t think the straight sugar/corn syrup in most candy counts as ultra-processed food. Which does not mean her parents let her eat sweets, but it is not the same decision.

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    Ellis97  almost 5 years ago

    Why can’t you just be a monster like everyone else?

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    Vangoghdog01  almost 5 years ago

    Wait, he’s a dentist. He should be giving out toothbrushes and sugarless gum.

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    Doug Treadway  almost 5 years ago

    What a miserable child

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    yangeldf  almost 5 years ago

    1- I hate nuts, so I have no sympathy for her right now. 2- people are usually hesitant to give away things that have peanuts or nut products in them since they can get complaints from parents of kids with peanut allergies (I think that’s why Reeses is so desperate to advertise, to compensate for that.)

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    pdf9  almost 5 years ago

    What a knee slapper! Who knew processed food could provide such comedic gold!? I hope he stays with this topic for weeks!!

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    PoodleGroomer  almost 5 years ago

    It all started with Pasteur and milk.

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    David Huie Green AmericaIsGreatItHasUs  almost 5 years ago

    The problem with rejecting what you like is that you wind up doing without what you like.

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    whelan_jj  almost 5 years ago

    I think he needs nuts in the shell. Shelling is processing. But then so is picking and, with some nuts, dehusking.

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