JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for April 01, 2023

I’m sitting in a UFO right now. Most of today’s cars are UFOs. Look at the fuel gauge:

Unleaded

Fuel

Only!

I believe in ufo’s. I can’t say the same as aliens from another world. E.T. show evidence.

RFI tech is real. decade ago walmart was exposed using it to track shoppers in their stores.

Nice change of expression on Joe’s face between first and last panels…

We actually have agreed to be spied on for a little extra convenience.

You need a smartphone to rent a UHaul these days..

The shooting balloons out of the sky was certainly a fiasco.

Exactly.

I believe in a lot of things, especially UFOs.

He is not wrong.

Right on, Sharky. The tock is ticking.

Turn off your location and bluetooth. You’ll need to turn them on to use some apps bur keep them off and it eliminates a lot of tracking capability.

“I don’t want all this technology tracking me! Hold on, I need to post my exact location and activities for the world to see on social media.”

Instead of banning TikTok, let’s ban all cell phones instead. Can’t download an app if you don’t have a download device to put it on!

Crunchy hit that nail on the head.

Exactly, Crunchy.

I LOVE being spied on! Just not in the shower, and nobody would want to do that.