JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for April 21, 2024

Good Luck…

Joe, welcome to the deep doo-doo pit.

It’s days like this that I’m glad that my folks got divorced when I was little.

I’ve been married for 20 years. Last year we both forgot our anniversary, so it’s no big deal.

Thanks for the reminder. Our anniversary is next week!

I think it’s time to buy that new sleeper couch.

With all the electronic reminders you could set up for yourself….

What a creative way to remind your husband of an event, have his full attention so that he doesn’t forget soon after.

He’s got a week. There’s still time.

Yep, he really is an idiot.

Such a meme….that men forget all important dates

Our 39th anniversary is a week from today — and my wife and I both remember that.

Clean out the dog house…

Aren’t you going to get rid of the hacked profile?

My memory has gotten pretty bad… but I’ve never forgotten our anniversary or my wife’s birthday.

Husband is very good at remembering our anniversary (45th this year and we went together for 4 years, then were engaged for 2 years before we married) and lets face it, it is the terribly not romantic date that the Interfaith chapel was available, the catering place our parents liked (actually said by my mom when the catering manager was asking me a question about wedding details – “It does not matter what the bride wants”) was available, and he was on summer vacation from work.

And my birthday my birthday, well, my birthday is a on a holiday so it is hard to forget – and since I hate that it is on the particular holiday I keep telling him to please forget about it, prefer it to just be a normal day.