Kliban by B. Kliban for February 23, 2024

That snot right.

Wait a minute, you’ve got his nose?

Now he can take his pick and pick his take.

I complained to have lost my sense of smell … then I met a man who had no nose. (So how did he smell? Terrible!) :/

You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can’t pick your friend’s nose.

“I have no nose. Ought I kill myself?”

How many does he need?

Nobody nose, the trouble I’ve seen…

Parts n Pieces appreciated! ☺️

They have to be careful. Those noses could be running.

I guess he needs a nose job.

Tycho Brahe on the skids!

It’s now easier for him to keep his nose above water.

… but it’s whole lot LOUDER when he sneezes.

Q: How does he smell? A: Terrible!

Why is he picking that guys nose ick!