Kliban by B. Kliban for February 14, 2025

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    PraiseofFolly  1 day ago

    The fall from the Empire State Building tenderized Kong, and made him a suitable substitute for lots of pulled pork. Kong just wanted to make Fay Wray his Valentine — but ironically, it was Beauty that fulfilled the Feast.

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    tremaine53  1 day ago

    Soylent Kong.

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    tremaine53  1 day ago

    “Save me a drumstick!”

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    cdnalor  1 day ago

    And a thousand sets of seat covers.

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    danketaz Premium Member 1 day ago

    Is the Empire State Building anywhere near the Meatpacking district?

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    ladykat Premium Member 1 day ago

    Ick.

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    James Gifford Premium Member 1 day ago

    “Great big piles of marinated monkey meat…”

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    fritzoid Premium Member 1 day ago

    Meat from apes is sometimes called “bush meant.” After Kong’s fall, he was pretty flat. So…

    Flatbush Meat.

    (OK, OK, Flatbush is across the river in Brooklyn.)

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    Kaputnik  1 day ago

    Waste not, want not.

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    Claymore Premium Member 1 day ago

    “There are starving kids in India/China who would be happy to eat what you have.”

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    Michael Talley Premium Member 1 day ago

    Stuffed and mounted in P.T. Barnum’s circus.

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    CccComics4me  1 day ago

    Burger King! Kong

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    4892624  about 23 hours ago

    Eewww!

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    6turtle9  about 21 hours ago

    What’s with the picture border on either side? I’ve never seen that before. It looks like corn kernels on the beach.

    People really went ape for those burgers.

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    Thomas R. Williams  about 19 hours ago

    Quite possibly my favorite non-Qat Kliban cartoon.

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