People show the wise men at the manger, but it would appear that they actually came months later, at an undisclosed location only referred to as “the house.”
Even if it was possible for Jesus to return, it’s quite apparent Republicans wouldn’t recognize him and likely crucify him themselves if they could. It really bothers them that he never asked for money. Gave generously and helped those that were less fortunate then himself. Always preached kindness to others, even strangers. Did I mention he never asked anyone to tithe to him as today’s churches that claim to teach what he taught do?
Richard S Russell Premium Member 9 months ago
Isn’t this about 2 weeks too late? Or is it a day early for Orthodox Christmas?
ncrist 9 months ago
Jan. 6 is Epiphany – when the three wise men show up.
LawrenceS 9 months ago
And being from Iran, home of the magi, they will be denied entry.
DangerMan 9 months ago
People show the wise men at the manger, but it would appear that they actually came months later, at an undisclosed location only referred to as “the house.”
NeedaChuckle Premium Member 9 months ago
What is Frankincense and Myrrh? Wouldn’t blankets been more useful?
lyngladd 9 months ago
Mexican immigration laws are way more restrictive than the US. The strip is funny when they are not making a political statement.
gammaguy 9 months ago
At least they’re not trying to enter Gaza, where the IDF seems to have a policy of shoot first; identify later (if at all).
TIMH 9 months ago
I guess they are bringing gifts of cocaine, crystal meth, and fentanyl. No wonder Jesus developed messianic delusions.
Walter Kocker Premium Member 9 months ago
’Never could figure why folks would follow a carpenter in a land with few trees.
GiantShetlandPony 9 months ago
Even if it was possible for Jesus to return, it’s quite apparent Republicans wouldn’t recognize him and likely crucify him themselves if they could. It really bothers them that he never asked for money. Gave generously and helped those that were less fortunate then himself. Always preached kindness to others, even strangers. Did I mention he never asked anyone to tithe to him as today’s churches that claim to teach what he taught do?