La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for March 06, 2024

One would think Trump supporters would wake up to Trumps scams but no I guess they don’t call him the president of the stupid for nothing.

I read that the tacky shoes haven’t even been produced yet. And that the fine print says they may not look exactly like the demo.

Only a deluded cult member would order those. Whether they actually get them or not is left to be seen.

Yes folks… Why merely shout when you can scream, look at me! I’m an intolerant racist moron, incapable of making adult decisions without help from mommy and daddy!

Even better, he doesn’t currently have shoes to deliver. The supporters are ordering shoes to be supposedly delivered at some future date.

Air Felons? Regardless, they look like hammered dung

Just get a $6 pair of sneakers and spray-paint them gold. You’ll have a better-looking pair of shoes that will be easier on your feet— and save $392.

The guy selling those is the same guy who stole from his own kids and vets charities and still gets a pass from his cult and the press.

@MatthewJWelty on Twitter: Called it two weeks ago. “They look like made-to-order shoes where you just slap your logo on the side.”

https://nymag.Com/intelligencer/Article/Absolutely-Everything-We-Know-About-The-Trump-Sneakers.Html

These too will eventually go the way of Trump steaks, airline, casinos, university, and every other guaranteed-to-fail scam he adorned with his oh-so-valuable name so he could sell it to gullible suckers who were willing to pay a premium price for cräp for no other reason than the chance to be somewhere near the name.

Collectors will want them for those future days when he will be known as “Trump who”? :)

Trump’s gold painter sneakers; the preferred footware of boot licking lackeys.

When you order them don’t forget to uncheck the box for monthly approved withdrawals from your account in infinity for “sneaker warranty”

“All the other kids with their pumped up kicks, better run, better run, just as fast as they can…”

Are they made in America?