Last Kiss by John Lustig for April 20, 2018

I’m afraid that I’m anti smoking anything. I think that all you walking air polluters are idiots. And when I want to get close to someone, I’d like to smell them. Not the odor of burnt weed of whatever plant they are smoking. Much less inhaling their personal air-pollution.

Marijuana has many of the same deadly chemicals as tobacco.

I would suspect the manhood of any guy smoking a Virginia Slims.

…but, the two so often go hand-in-hand.

Happy 4/20 everyone!

Just perfect for today!!

Smoked cigarettes for many years, finally quit a dozen years ago. Don’t miss smoking, but don’t regret that I did…. just hope there are no hideous long term, late in life, consequences. Tried pot a couple of times (okay, three times). It just didn’t do anything for me. Guess that’s a good thing.

Quitting smoking is easy. I’ve done it like 12 times…

My youngest switched to a vape pen. I much prefer him smelling like raspberries.

Aquaman has to leave the ocean to get his nicotine fix, though.

I had been smoking a pipe for 40 years (in 1994), when my daughter came home from her nursing school class with the comment: “Dad, we had a fabulous lecture today about oral cancers. Let me show you some NEAT pictures!” …. I put my pipe down and never picked any of them up again.

Lips that kiss butts will never kiss mine!

Dopes smoking dope? Hmm… I’m sure there’s a joke there somewhere. Keep looking for it!