Last Kiss by John Lustig for June 10, 2020

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    John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator over 4 years ago

    Here’s the link to the original vintage art and text. (As well as a bit of comic book history that ties into this joke.)

    http://www.lastkisscomics.com/comic/minute-man/

    Copy and paste or highlight the link and right click to go to the page. Thanks!

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    sevaar777  over 4 years ago

    A premature conclusion in the making.

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    allen@home  over 4 years ago

    Don’t have many second dates do ya.

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    RAGs  over 4 years ago

    I don’t think that Speedy Gonzales is any woman’s idea of a good time.

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    Packratjohn Premium Member over 4 years ago

    An original MinuteMan

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    amethyst52 Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Are you bragging or complaining?

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    Baslim the Beggar Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Goes by the name “Quickdraw Withdraw”

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    John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator over 4 years ago

    I’m usually pretty active here, but it’s taking me longer than expected to recover from a recent medical procedure. (A fairly minor procedure, but it’s created quite a bit of pain when I sit or stand.)

    So, I’m going to be resting up for a few days and probably won’t be too active in my comments and answers. Fortunately, I’m pretty far ahead on the Last Kiss comic. So, there won’t be any interruption with the series.

    I’ll still be reading your comments. But I’m staying away from my keypad as much as possible. I hope to be back more fully in a few days!

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    The Fly Hunter  over 4 years ago

    The modern minuteman!

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    gopher gofer  over 4 years ago

    he’s a quick study – too quick…

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    littlejohn Premium Member over 4 years ago

    All that is needed is two fingers worth of effort to get the job in hand done in one minute,

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    michaeljwolff  over 4 years ago

    “I can only give you a minute!”

    “Then this calls for my Alex Toth Technique where I go into Hyper Speed!”

    “Hmph! Keep up that attitude, fella, and you’ll see my Alex Toth Technique where I employ Inviso-Power.”

    “Then I’ll respond with my Force Ray!”

    “Y-you, you have a Force Ray?”

    “Sure. I just push the right buttons. Here . . . and here . . .”

    “I want your children. Oh, and call the Galactic Patrol while you’re at it.”

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 4 years ago

    What will he do with the extra 30 seconds?

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    Ontman  over 4 years ago

    Gee, he must be very efficient.

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    Lady loves a joke  over 4 years ago

    He could be done before she knows that he’s even started.

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    Zebrastripes  over 4 years ago

    One minute, three minutes, but who’s counting….?

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    Display  over 4 years ago

    Oh, he’s been building up his stamina. And side note on the measurement of time and… other things. As I’ve said before I’ve noticed that with coronavirus social distancing, women measure 6’ to the exact distance that men measure 6". One of peoples’ many short comings.

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    pianist337  over 4 years ago

    Best wishes for a speedy recovery, John!

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    Calvins Brother  over 4 years ago

    15 seconds if he’s in a hurry.

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    goblue86  over 4 years ago

    A two pump chump.

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    jrankin1959  over 4 years ago

    Hope you’re feeling better!

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    nosirrom  over 4 years ago

    He may be an heteronym-sexual but she was talking about how much time.

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  over 4 years ago

    Quick Draw McGraw got nothing on him — didn’t even take that long.

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    Vet Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Can I demonstrate the power of this Kirby.

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    Teto85 Premium Member over 4 years ago

    The most disappointing 60 seconds of her life.

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    Thorby  over 4 years ago

    John, that guy is too “Quick on the trigger!” He had best hope she’s as quick on HER “trigger”…

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    Plods with ...™  over 4 years ago

    Good thing he’s good looking, because he’s definitely not handy.

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    MartinPerry1  over 4 years ago

    This is why investing in battery companies is always a good idea.

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    dsjwriter  over 4 years ago

    And she thought Superman was faster than a speeding bullet.

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    craigwestlake  over 4 years ago

    “In fact, most of the girls I ‘date’ have a stopwatch and wear a coin changer”…

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