A line from Woody Allen’s standup comedy not intending to reference the vibe directly but still:
“ My father worked for the same firm for twelve years. They fired him. They replaced him with a tiny gadget – this big – that does everything my father does, only it does it much better. The depressing thing is, my mother ran out and bought one.”
My late wife had quite a few toy companions…..to be with when I was out on the road for work…but they all were plug in the wall type. I used to joke that you could tell when I was gone from home when the local nuclear power plant had to fire up another reactor.
I’m picking up good vibrations,She’s giving me the excitations, I’m picking up good vibrations, She’s giving me the excitations, I’m picking up good vibrations, She’s giving me the excitations,I’m picking up good vibrations, She’s giving me the excitations.
allen@home about 3 years ago
Unless the batteries die. And you forgot to buy extra ones.
eromlig about 3 years ago
Vibrators are better than men…until it’s time to pay for the drinks.
John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator about 3 years ago
Here’s the link to the original vintage art and text.
http://www.lastkisscomics.com/comic/carla-discovers-bliss/
Copy and paste or highlight the link and right click to go to the page. Thanks!
FreyjaRN Premium Member about 3 years ago
She must have rechargeable batteries to be that happy.
Display about 3 years ago
Pneumatic or hydraulic?
nosirrom about 3 years ago
And my vibrator only ever thinks about my pleasure and has never cheated on me.
littlejohn Premium Member about 3 years ago
I wonder what she really looks like when she wakes up from her dream self?
scote1379 Premium Member about 3 years ago
And they come in a Large range of Sizes , Colors ,and…Options…..
Uhohcroc about 3 years ago
I’m my favorite golfing partner!
distortion about 3 years ago
Mine is rechargeable.
bmckee about 3 years ago
And far less likely to get you pregnant and then leave with a trophy wife.
J Short about 3 years ago
And you won’t have to put up with this. https://youtu.be/AW_CLAs1_N0
Zebrastripes about 3 years ago
She certainly is a sensation…
gopher gofer about 3 years ago
♩and i pity any girl who isn’t me today…
ekw555 about 3 years ago
I just came to see what all the buzz was about.
scottbruce about 3 years ago
G – where is it?
coltish1 about 3 years ago
And they don’t talk back, they just hum.
Calvins Brother about 3 years ago
Hmmm, now I know why I haven’t seen the Energizer Bunny lately.
sevaar777 about 3 years ago
It’s all fun until the batteries give out…
amethyst52 Premium Member about 3 years ago
But will it take out the trash? Change the oil in my car?
TurbosDad about 3 years ago
Wow! This matches your comic’s banner, but in reverse. Very nice…
syzygy47 about 3 years ago
A line from Woody Allen’s standup comedy not intending to reference the vibe directly but still:
“ My father worked for the same firm for twelve years. They fired him. They replaced him with a tiny gadget – this big – that does everything my father does, only it does it much better. The depressing thing is, my mother ran out and bought one.”
anomaly about 3 years ago
And cucumbers don’t mind hiding in the refrigerator when your mom comes over.
Craig Westlake about 3 years ago
“ My last boyfriend sent me a Nerf vibrator and it just wasn’t the same”…
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member about 3 years ago
B.O.B.
Battery Operated Boyfriend.
montylc2001 about 3 years ago
My late wife had quite a few toy companions…..to be with when I was out on the road for work…but they all were plug in the wall type. I used to joke that you could tell when I was gone from home when the local nuclear power plant had to fire up another reactor.
cleokaya about 3 years ago
I’m picking up good vibrations,She’s giving me the excitations, I’m picking up good vibrations, She’s giving me the excitations, I’m picking up good vibrations, She’s giving me the excitations,I’m picking up good vibrations, She’s giving me the excitations.
Close my eyes, she’s coming closer now
Gent about 3 years ago
She needs all those good vibes to get through the pandemic situation.