I remember one time reading the webcomic Sheldon, and one of the characters (a smart lizard) goes off on an adventure. The clothes he wears on this adventure come from a Ken Doll, featuring the patented “Smooth Nuthin”. I can’t think about Ken now without thinking of that “Smooth Nuthin”.
The presence of those would only lead to problems – cheating by Ken and a houseful of little Ken Juniors that Barbie would be stuck with after Ken left her for Raquel.
allen@home 12 months ago
Not touching this one.
John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator 12 months ago
Here’s the link to the original vintage art and text. Plus some fun quips by fine jams and jellies since 1982!
http://www.lastkisscomics.com/comic/my-best-barbie-life/
Copy and paste or highlight the link and right click to go to the page. Thanks!
Me_ 12 months ago
That’s what happen when you remove your pink glasses: the reality catch-up
P51Strega 12 months ago
Without genitals I suspect we could all be rocket scientists. Sex takes up way too much of our energy (but I wouldn’t want it any other way).
nosirrom 12 months ago
Poor Ken, he can’t.
scote1379 Premium Member 12 months ago
How to explain s€x ( orga$m ) to someone who has none ?
scote1379 Premium Member 12 months ago
Hey gocomics censors , really !
bmckee 12 months ago
And if her side-piece GI Joe was as tall as he was in the 1960s (women dig the scar. the backward thumb not so much).
Zebrastripes 12 months ago
Im sure someone is working on that as we speak….hold your pants on…and be patient!
Vet Premium Member 12 months ago
Barbie and Ken got all the goodies but not the good goodies.
Calvins Brother 12 months ago
Wellll, um, never mind.
ThreeDogDad Premium Member 12 months ago
You’ve never taken a whiz!?!?!?!?!?!
jrankin1959 12 months ago
They never mention that in the ads… do they?
anomaly 12 months ago
You could be anatomically direct.
phritzg Premium Member 12 months ago
On the plus side, she’ll never suffer from PMS or go through menopause.
up2trixx 12 months ago
I remember one time reading the webcomic Sheldon, and one of the characters (a smart lizard) goes off on an adventure. The clothes he wears on this adventure come from a Ken Doll, featuring the patented “Smooth Nuthin”. I can’t think about Ken now without thinking of that “Smooth Nuthin”.
David Huie Green ForceIsAUsefulFiction 12 months ago
I don’t know about that. Sometimes it gets embarrassing when they drag the floor.
Indianapolis Smith 12 months ago
I used to have a set of those. It was wonderful. Long story short: they call me Ken now.
BariBald 12 months ago
Gives new meaning to “grow a set” …
Another Take 12 months ago
The presence of those would only lead to problems – cheating by Ken and a houseful of little Ken Juniors that Barbie would be stuck with after Ken left her for Raquel.
freshmeet2030 12 months ago
Genitals are overrated