Last Kiss by John Lustig for November 15, 2023

For some reason this reminds me of the movie “What’s New Pussycat?”

Just make a white stripe down the back of your dress.

Chevrolet coupe. How does that grabbez vous?

Rodney: “Well, I’m not going to bathe for a couple weeks before, so I think the LePew part will be easy.”

Oui, oui !

Per Google Translate: “Your hair shines so beautifully… it makes me distracted from your succulent breasts.”

Bing Translate refused to translate “seins”. I refused to translate “mon petit fromage”.

It was all cool until you got to Le Pew. Best not to go there.

My little cheese?

Oh yes, lest cancel Pepe LePew. The harmless guy who thought he was a great lover. That was the joke folks.

FurryCon would probably welcome Pepe with open arms!

It would be like Weinstein showing up at Mar-A-GoGo

Ah my petit chou, may I interest you in my corned beef?

“I’ve watched Charles Boyer, Rodney — and you’re no Charles Boyer! And if you’re pretending to be Maurice Chevalier, I’m not your ‘little girl’!”

Sacre phew! Not cancel Pepe!

when i was 12, i made my parents take me to see Jack Benny live and he had his entire tv show cast with him, including Mal Blanc…i saw Pepe Le Pew live

His next line will be “Voulez vous se coucher avec moi ce soir?”

Short English translation: boobies!!!

Reminds me of Cornel Wilde.

It wouldn’t work – his French is too good.

c’est la mort

Sweetheart, after 3 days of wearing a full body furry suit, everybody smells like Pepe!

For him? Sure.

Oui, Oui, mon cherie!

Cheesy and deliciously fun!

Hopefully he dose not live up to the name.

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I’m not sure it’s appropriate to go to Furry Con, period.

Never underestimate a French accent. A guest on the Late Show once said that she was told that if you wanted to get through an airport quickly, adopt a French accent. She wouldn’t even have to undo the top buttons on her blouse.

I just used Google’s translator and I’m still laughing about what Rodney said. I think a lot of us get distracted that way LOL !

“Where are you, my little chicken combo?!

“Your french fried shrimp is sizzling for you!!!”