Last Kiss by John Lustig for February 16, 2024

Forever as long as you amuse me. Sit, Stay.

Forever is such a long time.

Watch it guy. She the Black Widow. Her forever will be a lot longer than yours.

She’s reevaluating, because she just saw he’s wearing yellow sneakers with his suit, and nothing matches.

How much money ya got?

Let me sleep on it.

“Oh, sure, Forever! Until the seas run dry … until the stars fall from the sky. Or … Until I find a richer guy.”

Well, at least until someone richer comes along. She’s probably holding out for Bruce Wayne, Tony Stark, or Scrooge McDuck.

Isn’t that a song by Meatloaf ?

Forever, with conditions applies eh.

I started swearing to my god

And on my mother’s grave

That I would love you to the end of time

I swore I’d love you to the end of time

So now I’m praying for the end of time

To hurry up and arrive

’Cause if I gotta spend another minute with you

I don’t think that I can really survive

Everyone has their own conception of time….LOL

For play?

“On the sperm of the moment”

“Until I acquire your for tune.”

She will love him until she discovers he is somewhat “short” in one of his attributes.

You’re channeling my ex and her attitudes of marriage! haha

“Or, at least until I get my hair done”

Yeah…I’ve heard that one before…

Four….it’s like golf………..

Some relationships are made not in heaven, but in a place just as enduring.

There might be some transient relationship instability during transition labor.

GUY: OK. Open your eyes and look down.

GAL:* HA! You put it in a bun! You’re such a card!!!

For now is all anyone really has. Enjoy your fornows!

Can I get that in writing?

Decisive!! No dithering here!!

Never give an absolute. Life will always throw you a curveball that will make you break it.

That “Right Now” thing is the way it is today< John- regrettably.