Last Kiss by John Lustig for September 13, 2024

No. If it were made of cheese and had ANY mice, it would be made of mice by now.

And since the mouse (Grand Fenwick) went to the Moon, we have proof positive that the Moon is not made of green cheese or any other kind of cheese.

If it were, we would have harvested it by now. Instead, we still get our cheeses the old-fashion way, from cheese mines. We should be thankful to the thousands of cheese miners who toil 10 to 12 hours a day deep below the Earth’s surface, just so you can have a slice of American cheese on your lunch time sandwich.

I’m sure there’s plenty of meeces you can tear to pieces!

That’s why the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie.

Squeaky Cheese from the Moon.

No trip to the moon needed. If the cat likes mice which like cheese, he’s sure to find some of them in my state, which has been the state which produces the most cheese annually since 1910 (currently over 3.5 billion pounds each year). It even says “America’s Dairyland” on our license plates.

Wallace and Gromit proved the moon is made of cheese.

Cats who are naturally weaned from milk are lactose-intolerant and should not be fed cheese. “Smelly Cat Syndrome”

From Lover’s Lullabye, by Janis Ian:

Bye, my love, sleep tight, my love

Softly fade away

The moon was made of old green cheese

To keep the night away . . .

Say cheese…

Tidal Creatures by Seanan McGuire. Fantasy novel where a group of humans are also avatars of various Moon Gods. Evil alchemists, golems, the Celestial City, covens, and everything else you want. Really fun read

My favorite cheese is Saga blue cheese. I like to smear it on Club crackers.